Yes.
My mom says I’m cool!
Oh, hi, guys! [snork] Man, my allergies are really acting up this year! [snorrrk] So, what are you guys doing in here, anyway?
What’s fun is it being “cool” if you can’t wear a sombrero?
It’s not a good look for some people.
Sorry I’m late but at least I showed up at all.
Barets are for nerds. Berets are for the cool folk who can also spell. 
Or Mickey Mouse pants.
Boy! Just look at those big, yellow buttons!
I’ll take that. Thanks!
Okay, now what do we have to drink?
By-passing the kids, I’m the coolest grandpa you ever did see. You’d get an injunction to keep my daughter out of here, but I got the goods. Heh.
So, if I may ask, what are the benefits of hanging out in this thread with all you other cool people? I mean other than basking in the coolness of it all?
Nope. Fezzes. Fezzes are cool.
If you have to say you’re cool, you aren’t. I’ll be over in the corner.
I’m so cool I started an ice age.
I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. No wait, that’s Zaphod Beeblebrox. :mad:
I was never here. You unnderstand?
Where do pith helmets stand on the cool head gear scale? I’ve got a Boer War Helmet.
Smoked Old fashioned, Guinness, Famous Grouse, or several different anejo tequilas. Pass that over here…
Dammit, I leave the room for a minute and everyone leaves!
/Cartman "Screw You Guys, I’m goin home! /Cartman