Well - this is it.
Who are the cool kids? Are you one of them?
Well, it is now.
I was never a cool kid until now, and I don’t mean because of this thread. 
I’ve always had plenty of friends, but have never been one of those people everyone envies and wants to know. I recently returned to college and all the kids want to talk to me, get to know me and admire me for what I’m doing. It’s WEIRD! But at the age of 52, I’m finally a cool kid. 
Also, the only one who can legally buy alcohol.
Puff, puff, pass.
There goes the neighborhood!
You guys want to see the magazines I found under my brother’s mattress?
I’ll see myself out…
Why are the pages all stuck together?
I’m probably more like the uncool mom who will harsh your buzz. Comes with the territory at the moment.
Congrats Helena330!
Bingo
You’re more innocent than I thought.
You see, when a guy likes a girl very, very much and the girl is nowhere near…
The last time I hung out where the cool kids gather someone called the cops, who made me cover it up and discussed arresting me. They probably would have except it looked so harmless, just hanging there in it’s non-threatening way. Moral: it’s OK to hang, if you’re not hung.
…you go “Star Wars”, aka “Hand Solo” 
Well, my nickname in high school was Mr. Cool, so I guess I belong here as much as anybody. 
I see the sign says “No Quimbys” so that means you can have at least one right?
No one’s asked me yet. It’s a satellite of a state university located on the local community college campus, so it only has junior, senior and graduate classes. Most of these kids can buy their own alcohol. So I’m going to go on thinking they like me because I’m cool.
Thanks, Sunny Daze. It’s quite different than when I went right out of high school, but I’m loving it.
Can I wear a sombrero?
All the cool kids wear barets.
