I know that smell…It’s Left Behind isn’t it?
Agressive Homosexual, checking in!
Kamandi! Gimme candy!
…err… hey, that’s kinda catchy…
Kamandi, gimme candy!
I want some candy, Kamandi,
He said as he chugalugged brandy,
And danced with Armando Asante,
Gimme some candy, Kamandi!
or I’ll sing Barry Manilow’s Mandy,
and start posting nonsense like Handy…
Oh. Sorry… I got distracted. That damned disco gene. Er… where was I?
Being agressive. Right. Okay. Um…
Gr!
This place is so close to being great
But instead is filled with hate
Smug self-righteous fundies
Getting twists in their undies
And trolls who can’t get a date
I wish to be a Dark Priestess in the Church of Collounsbury
I’m so glad that my halloween costume this year is as a cheerleader.
***B! E! A-G-G! Rrrr E-S-S-I-V-E! B! E! A-G-G! Rrrr E-S-S-I-V-E!
GO HOMOS! YEAH HOMOS! GO GET 'EM!
Go-go boots and sensible shoes
circut parties, lots of booze
oral sex and sodomy
queer is just the way to be!
Flannel, poppers, big sex toys
girls with girls and boys with boys!
Burn your Bibles, fornicate
Satan hates you when you’re straight!
GOOOOO TEAM!
::Sprinkle fingers and pom pom waving into the night::
Hmmm, well I think that we all agree - SBJ is an Idiot.
But I do want to chime in with my $.02
My family has never celebrated Halloween. I grew up in a highly conservitive, right wing, typical-Christian-values kinda place and I’ve only been trick-or-treating once, when I was about eight years old.
Now I understand that the bible doesn’t condem Holloween outright or anything and I don’t have any problem with anybody else enjoying themselves on “All Hollows Eve”, but I still don’t celebrate it and chances are that my kids won’t either…
Just my $.02
Owwwwww… I think I just burst something laughing.
That was brilliant, andy, just brilliant. Words fail me.
Look at these lyrics bythe bron-again band The [Christian] Mifits
They speak nothing but the truth!
[sub]saved[/sub] BY [sub]jesus[/sub]
I like bunnies.
[sub]And gawt-damn, andygirl, that was funny.
And you like this? Look out, Fenris, I think they’re converting you!
This place is so close
To being great
But
Instead
Is filled with HATE!
This place is so close
To being great
But
Instead
Is filled with HATE!
Cha cha cha!
Uke’s right, it has a beat and you can dance to it…
Man, I’m so lame sometimes.
It’s the passive heteorsexual posters that have always concerned me.
Why certainly, welcome. Of course we’re not really so much of a Church per se as a limited liability partnership (LLP) with the Shiatan Corporation as the main partner. Since he’s “off-shore” so to speak, it helps shelter our assets from all those unfortunate inquiries.
Really moved away from the Church concept in the last restructuring as the non-profit thing got in the way.
Now of course you realize that there are certain contractual obligations, but you know the scroll down thingy on the click through thingy doesn’t actually work until after you click. Working on that bug, but my Devil-Master assures me everything valid. Every once in a while I’m made aware of certain riders and the like, the whole no praising God thing, Blood of Infants (flat rate for all denominations so I’m led to understand.) But we do make payroll!
You’re going to love today’s, SBJ.
Hmm, any relation to Mr. Hilter? He has such a cute mustache.
This is a truly amazing pile-on, even for the pit. We’re already into the 2nd page, and SBJ hasn’t even been back once! I’m guessing instant martyrdom was bestowed by his Pizza Parlor pals.
Oh dear, what if the aggressive homosexuals got him?
Now you put SBJ back down right this instant, you hear?
You KNOW better than to play with your food.
Aww. Veb, you’re no fun.
[sub]Is this a good time to mention my librarian fetish? Grrrowl.[/sub]
Oh, sorry, that was me being agressive…
Why is this surprising? Why should we be ashamed.
The Romans were smart and educated and they liked to feed Christians to the lions. We have historical precedent on our side. Why can’t we?