Great. I missed another party. Goddamn it! I missed the cake, the lesbian brownies, even the lousy ambiguous raisins. (Which is an excellent band name, by the way) Now I’m just standing around with a bunch of streamers and some crumbs of gender confusion.
Pisser.
Hey, is that a spring loaded dildo? Things may be looking up!
Mmmm…lesbian brownies.
Because it looks like the Yankees are gonna win the Series AGAIN!!! I hate the damn Yankees!
Boredom. There’s nothing good on TV this week and I can’t see Monsters Inc. till Friday.
I bet you’re one of those guys who fear Harry Potter and Sabrina, am I right?
Gotta do something on Saturday nights. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
Now where’s my Babel fish…?
Does the term “latent homosexual” mean anything to you?
Cthulu rules!
Er, jab, you do realise that the guy has already admitted to being a troll, don’t you? A few days ago now?
OK - just checking.
I don’t think you guys are being very fair to Saved. The bible does warn against homosexuality, and if I wasn’t too busy following the OT instuctions on burning up my pets to honor God, I’d find the passage for you. Here kitty kitty…
Uh-oh. The Girl Scouts of America are gonna get into to so much shit over this … 
Damn!!! And I really thought here was my hope for salvation, getting my passive homosexual semi desexualized lesbian-brownie subconscious dreams out in the open… not even crumbs of the cake left….
Sad sad sad…
The sad
Unbeliever
Yeah and boy, does he look pissed.
I’m with LC, imagine turning around and seening that guy lurking right behind your shoulder- AAAAAAHHHHH!
OK, I’m now starting to think that site IS a joke.
Exhibit A: "Is this you? You’ll never know until you find out!
Hehe. WTF?
Exhibit B: That picture of Jesus on the cross is… something. Something that doesn’t fit. Anyone else have opinions on whether or not this is serious?
If it is a joke, it makes the guestbook really funny.
LC
I don’t care. I still would have done it. It was fun, damn it!
Overheard today. Btw two women. “I don’t go to Saks anymore, I have a problem with the gay men who work there." “What?” “They sell me too much stuff, last time I bought $300 of make-up and shit I didn’t even need. I can’t say no.”
I confess, given their looks, a twinge of jealousy. Wasted.
Two things:
Kind of funny to see “SavedByJesus” abbreviated as “SavedBJ.” Shades of BJU.
Next: Also kind of funny for such a homophobic rant (albeit a trolling rant) coming from someone ostensibly attending/working at a school whose sponsoring church permits homosexual clergy.
Hey OP…Fuck you.
A self-confessed troll, admitting his only purpose was to yank our chains, and this thread is still alive?
Wait a sec, I just bumped it up again, didn’t I?
Well, it’s too late now. I already hit the submit button.
“How is it that such a group of smart, well educated people as the frequent readers of the straight dope can be so filled with intolerance?”
Not intolerance, just an unwillingness to put up with smarmy, condemning people like you.
“Why is it that you preach love and tolerance to every point of view but the Christian one?”
The Christian point of view is more than welcome here, it just does not happen to be the only one that is embraced. You, on the other hand seem to have a difficult time comprehending more than your own narrow belief structure.
“Why do you all roll your eyes and turn away at the thought of Christian virtue or prayer, but accept the concept of Pagan Spellcraft and morals?”
Because the virtues of wisdom and acceptance are often regarded as being far more important that bearing such poor witness to one’s saviour as you are doing. The Jesus you hope to be saved by would probably take a dim view of your exclusionary and judgemental mentality.
“Why do you smart people live your lives with such lax morals and openly embrace Pagan rituals like Halloween?”
I find many of the people here to have a stronger and better defined morality than your twisted, kneejerk rejection of others’ beliefs.
“Why do you laugh in the face of all that cannot be proven by science, except when to be politically correct you have to accept it?”
Your presumptuousness is so contrary to your own Lord’s teachings that you almost automatically discount any validity to what you say. Do yourself a favor, the next time that you are sick why don’t try avoiding modern medical treatment that reeks of the science you seem to disdain so much. Your own rigid mentality is far more in harmony with political correctness than what you will find here.
“You hate the Christians and our lifestyles. You are supposed to be well enough educated to have different opinions, rather than PC ones.”
You seem to be filled with far more hate than the people here. There are many Christian participants here and some are among the most beloved of our clan. Your sort of views seem far more politically correct than the ones found here.
“You should be ashamed of yourselves.”
Your Lord is probably even more ashamed of having such terrible testimony ostensibly being made upon his behalf.
“Also, the number of very aggressively homosexual posters concerns me. I do not turn homosexuals away from me, but I am very cautious about their lifestyle, as it is so specifically and drastically warned against in the scriptures.”
You display far more aggression and hatred than any of our gay members. Such ill manners and intolerance are even more drastically warned against in the same scriptures that you desecrate with your callow attacks.
Since I doubt that you will have the courage of your convictions in a sufficient degree to answer any of this with a repeat appearance, I will end my comments by identifying you for what you are, namely a troll.
Zenster it’s been well established that SBJ is a troll hon, but hey you go!
oh goodie, a complete wastoid of a thread where no one will mind if I spread a little more hatred:
FUCKING MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY!!!
ARGH! ARGH! AAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
When next I find myself in Canada, we’ll see about a special show just for you, matt
Looks like polite and reasonable homos are more cause for concern than the aggressive ones.
The only reason I bother even checking and skimming this thread anymore is to see if SBJ has broken down and confessed it all to be a huge hoax, that he’s found the reaction to his OP hilarious. That he’s been pulling our leg(s) and we can all go on with our lives now…but we’ve hit the 4 page mark and still…-shudders- I’m very afraid.