It’s pie, of course!
And let’s not forget, “Have some sarcasm pie, jackass!” Adds a whole dimension to it, really.
I’m partial to “Now, like my innocence, pie gone” from the terrific Art.
Color me educated! I would have sworn this was from an episode of Friends, said by Joey (possibly a Thansgiving episode). Am I wrong? 
The first episode of Weebl and Bob was several years before the end of Friends, so it could’ve shown up as a Joey quote.