Hey, I offered you the opportunity to sleep with me, ChoppedLiver, but you turned me down flat. If you’re that frustrated, go take a dip in the Gulf and cool yourself off whydontcha? And hook up with a shark while you’re in there.
:wally
Oh, and Seal-A-Meal, welcome to the potty. Now make yourself useful and get over here and give me a foot massage.
Putz
Hell, a footrub’s the least I can do for misspelling your name in this thread, Sholin. God knows I misspell like a mad bastard, but that a pretty bad time to do it (I can just hear Wally’s fingers typing out something to say to me, the putz).
My lord you all have had me laughing this afternoon. Kudos to Monkeymater, Spleef Shock, Shaver, ConeDryer, Jai Carumba, Steal-from-his-Mom, ChinningGerbils, (Moshe)Dyan and the rest of you Crate Lopers.
~ Felon
Kids I’ve shared the joy, I’ve dried the tears, but now I have to go to my parents and do laundry. I humbly ask that my fellow members of the Hot Mamma Trifecta will cover my back while I’m gone in here. ** Dinner, ** ** Sinerina: ** cover me, Angels.
I’ve got yer back, SparkyDoodles, right after I get home (in about an hour). Hasta!
We better git some more of Wally’s angles in here, SlurpingPoodles and ShameYa. I too will be away for a few hours.
Now that Smellen is here, maybe she’ll keep the guys in line.
What a trainwreck!! Jeez, you take a plane to London, only to find out that your girlfriend has to work late this evening. All bummed out, you purchase 2 bottles of Murphy´s Irish Stout and head home. You decide to log on to the SD for a while. And then you read THIS 
I would like to thank Dye-Anal, SqealingMonk66, RimmingFiddlers, Sackwithhairya, BeefRod, Monkeybater and all the others for uplifting my spirits.
Slaínthe, lads and lassies 
Hey, it’s the ClogPutz back for some more abuse. It serves you right that your girlfriend has to work, you big putz. That’s what you get for abandoning us for her. HA!
Why don’t you go felch a goat in all the spare time you’ve got now. :wally
They don´t have hooved animals in England, Shaka. O wait, that´s Australia
Says OldTire: “BeefRod.”
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Yo **QueefSlot **, you sure that is BeefRod or BeefJerky. As we said, you have been on the boat a looooooooooong time.
Actually, Mr. LoveWand is the preferable title.
That’s Shaka Kahn to you, FreezerBurn.
:wally
What a bunch of putzies!
Hey, Syphl!
You’re a drip.
Hey Shayna I thought you were sleeping with me?
And thanks guys I woke my hubby up with all the laughing and the “Oh shit Mt.Dew is not good for the keyboard!!”
He was not happy. Some people just don’t get it.
Mistress Kricket
Hey Queefalott how’s it blowin’
Hey, Smego! Say cheese!
Ya know. I just had to post to this thread.
I mean, Shiney, CudFire, SellLow, and ChafeScab need a name that isn’t difficult to mangle.
Heck, with my name you don’t even have to mess it up and it can be an insult.
Have at it fellows.
Hehe.
pat