Well Miss Krick-in-the-Neck, if you’re gonna be stingy and not let me sleep with other men, I might just have to reconsider our relationship.
And I see the CheapScuz who turned me down is back. Great.
:wally
Oh, PrickHair, you don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into here. Or maybe you do and you like the abuse.
Either way, welcome. But will you please shave? This is a formal affair.
:wally
Hey prick-i-am! You’re a stiff!
I was planning to post to this thread, but namecalling is considered bad manners where I come from QueefSnot and ShameYa. You should be ashamed.
Ladies first, Queefsnot (you’re pretty cool, Navarchus).
did you summon me CHEIFSNOT
Hey look everyone, it’s Smegma.
Who the hell died and made you Miss Manners, AardvarkPus?
Wow look at all the juicy stuff I miss while napping. Ok Ok I promise to behave and not call anyone names.
Well, Canada Goose, I think you missed the point.
:wally
Shaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la la la la Shaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Geesh, I can’t believe that CanadianSue joined this thread. It’s so unCanadian like.
I would formally like to welcome Comedian Shoe and bullmess to this thread. And indeed, pricciar is an insult by itself 
Hey Shanaynay when I posted that it was supposed to be on the first page and then you guys got post happy and it didn’t make any sence!
Okay you know I share, but can I have you first my love?
Hey, and if it counts for anything my great grandfather was a Rabbi. I thought I remember a comment about a Jewish boyfriend somewhere along the way.
Mistress Kricket
Hey, Dick-it! How’s it hanging?
Sheesh, are you still at it, ThiefSod?
Yeah he is, MoldFryer. He has to do something to keep himself busy, considering he is on a ship CAN’T HAVE SEX OR ANYTHING!
(I mean with a REAL woman.)
Oh, hello gulldress and ** ComedianGoo**.
Morning, FlyAnt! Yeah, that SkiffBlot is one sorry sailor. Of course, he does have sex every now and then. Ya know, when one of his shower buddies drops the soap 
I must say, of all of you who have been coming up with alternate names, Coldfiarrhea has had the best. I only wish I had been so creative as to join in.
Don’t be shy, Mrs. Sinful. Fire at will! No wait. Fire at HeaveBob!