It’s a long shot, but just for funsies:
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I stayed up wayyyy too late last night and seeing today is Saturday I slept in.
My wife got up at 7am and left at about 8. She had some friends to go see then her and our daughter were going down to IKEA. I glanced at the clock. It read 8:05 though I have it set ahead. I mumbles a good bye then drifted back to sleep.
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You’re asleep and your most recent memories are you wife and the clock. Being so tired this seeps into your dreams.
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Later I heard my wife coming back into the house. I didn’t know she was stopping back at home before heading down to the flat lands. I glanced my eyes at the clock. It was 9:15. I dozed back off. This was more difficult this time as she ran the vacuum cleaner in the kitchen.
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Let’s pretend for a second that in your deep dream state that you somehow did manage to sleepwalk. You don’t sleepwalk so in you mind it’s your wife you’re hearing as that’s the last thing you heard, followed by an adjusted image of the last thing you saw; the clock.
Perhaps the vacuum, since there’s no sign of any actual work, was an outside noise your mind interprets as a vacuum; say maybe a leaf blower or similar.
At some point you took the glass from the cabinet. This is a reach, but if you’ve ever stocked books or groceries before, maybe you moved them forward to even out the front.
[QUOTE=pkbites]
Then she came into our bedroom. I heard her open the door. She lay back down on the bed. I felt the bed move from it. I was in a light sleep. I could smell the cucumber & melon lotion she had on. She spooned me putting her head on the back of my shoulder and wrapping her arms around me.
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As you return to bed you’re dreaming you are still in bed and it’s your wife getting in, thus you feel the bed move. The smell and snuggling could perhaps be just more vivid dream or perhaps you wrapped up tight in the sheets so it felt like a hug.
[QUOTE=pkbites]
I started to slip back into a deeper sleep but she was squeezing me around my stomach a little too hard so I jerked around a bit.
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You had drank some of the water at this point and it could’ve been your bladder reacting to the pressure?
[QUOTE=pkbites]
I started to drift back into a deeper sleep. Then I felt her get up and begin to leave the room. I mumbled “could you get me some water before you leave again”. I don’t recall any reply. I fell back to sleep. I didn’t hear her bringing in any water and I didn’t drink any either.
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Denouement. You had already drank the water, the glass was already on the nightstand, your body accomplished its task without disturbing your sleep and neatly wrapped it up with the same way it started; you wife leaving.
'Course, I still fully believe that my maternal grandparent’s house is haunted but if we want to be all logical and crap… 