“Does this look infected to you?”
- My uncle Bob.
I have that Tshirt. actually, one just like it. says “I’d love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear unarmed.”
Got it for my birthday. I love it.
You have the updated PC version. I got mine in a very weird little sex shop in San Diego in 1983. At the same time I got one saying “This is no ordinary housewife you’re dealing with.”
“Of all the things that I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
From a t-shirt that I gave my best friend when she turned 50.
“Jesus was my co-pilot. Then we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.”
“Friend don’t let friends beergoggle”
“Jesus saves … and Gretzky scores on the rebound!!”
I wanted to quote you so I wasn’t the only one who was repeating something I saw on a tee- shirt in a sex shop.
Eat salmon, the other pink meat.
Well, I was afraid of bringing down the level of discourse, but you guys have already taken care of that.
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That’s why you should never date a baseball player. ~ Marsha Warfield.
Read this on a bumper sticker.
“Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”
"Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes. "
*Gilmore Girls*Thank you twickster I now have to clean little bits of jelly bean off my screen!