“An orgasm is a way of saying you enjoyed yourself, even as you compliment a host on a wonderful spinach quiche.” (Helen Gurley Brown)
:dubious:
I don’t understand… are we supposed to bring our hosts to orgasm if they feed us spinach?
So the moral of the story is that maybe you can’t be too thin or too rich, yet you can be too stupid?
I’d appreciate the original citation for the quote, as my next-door neighbor seemed miffed by my response to her quiche lorraine. If Ms Helen Gurley Brown also included a *bon mot appropos * to a sticky dessert, that would be helpful as well.
Hm, the cite is my feisty dames quote-a-day calendar – who knows where they got it from.
Dessert quote (paraphrased) – “Don’t postpone joy – think of all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” (Erma Bombeck) Hope that helps.
Perfect! I can’t believe I forgot that one. Thank you, twickster!
I’d assume that was Popeye’s incentive for getting something besides spinach stuck in his teeth 
as long as we have lips and voices which
are for kissing and to sing with
who cares if some one-eyed sonofabitch
invents an instrument to measure spring with?
e.e. cummings
Well THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Twickster! I will probably never have another orgasm that I won’t think about SPINACH!
Its bad enuff I keep tell a joke about ceilings…
[Popeye voice]I’m Popeye the sailor man, I’ll please her anyway I can, I’m strong to the finish cause I eats me spinach, I’m Popeye the sailor mannnnn.[/voice]
Toot toot
I see what Twickster is really up to.
She’ll bring spinach quiche to the next Dopefest and then demand to be thanked.
Well, actually, I make a very nice spinach quiche… 
Long as she doesn’t bring quiche and then demand an orgasm! :eek:
Do we get to test it, or are we relegated to lonely nights again?