Fresh blueberries are infinitely better than those sugary canned kind that come in the Betty Crocker muffins. Don’t you think?
I think all the time, actually. About lots of things. Like blueberries. Blueberries kind of freak me out. I don’t like the way they squish between my teeth. It gives me the willies.
You know that reminds me of that old Poledent commercial with the blueberry stains. Whose teeth ever look like that after eating blueberries?
Screw Blueberries, (fresh OR canned), I have chocolate cake! Want some???
::Taunts the TM with a freshly frosted chocolate cake::
MUAHAhahahahhahahahahaaaaa…
::Shoves large slice into mouth::
Yum…
OK, I knew some of you were into some weird shit even before I registered, but … blueberries?
Take this thread to Cuba!!
Why do planes get hijacked to Cuba anyway? If I were gonna hijack a plane, I’d go somewhere more exciting.
Now there’s one for IMHO … if you were going to hijack a plane, where would you go?
I bet they scrap them for parts there. No doubt there’s some sort of black market jet chop-shop in Cuba.
Maybe the hijacker has an insatiable craving for cigars…
Speaking of cigars…heard any good Monica jokes lately?
Q. What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he’s playing?
A. A Liar
Oh, wait…you said ‘Monica’, not ‘harmonica’…
When does the flirting begin?
Why do I show up here after DRY said that?
Everybody, please wave bye-bye to my friend Josh, who left for Taiwan today. The flight’s eleven hours long!! Hope the plane doesn’t get hijacked…
Res Ipsa Loquitor
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Bye, Josh!
And now that Josh has left…
WAIT A SECOND, THERE’S STILL THAT GAY MAN WANNA BE COMMENT!
Sweetie, you can be anything you want to be…
::flees::
So, if I’m a “gay man wanna be”, and I’m flirting with you…
Then that just means you know how to add spice to your love life! wink
*Originally posted by AudreyK *
**Then that just means you know how to add spice to your love life! wink **
That depends if I became a “gay man wanna be” before or after I started flirting with you, doesn’t it?
::fleeing::
HEY!!! :mad:
Sorry for the hijack, but this reminds me of when I did something similar. It’s basically a thread of random thoughts to see what developed, but I all but dared people to hijack it by saying “Impossible to Hijack This Thread” in the title.