Speaking of harmonicas…I was wondering how come every time you hear Stevie Wonder play the harmonica you know that it’s him? Most others sound pretty much the same.
Have I mentioned how much I love working on Saturdays?
My neck itches.
Hijacking and Hostages right before the incident
at JFK Airport. Hmmmmm, I guess that guy reads
The Straight Dope.
Whoever decided blueberries (and rasp-berries)
were edible was ill.
Oh, I just love working Saturdays too. But I
do like having Wednesdays off.
Oh look! Two other people working on Saturdays! We should start a club or something. I’m off tomorrow, but then I have to work for 9 straght days. This company is so f*cked up when it comes to scheduling.
And Annie, I’ve always wondered who the first person was to eat escargot. That had to have been a dare. More likely though, it was the French deciding to find out how stupid Americans can be.
“We sell zem zee bottled watair, I bet we can make zem eat a snail.”
“No, no Francois, no one - not even zee Americans - are zat stupid.”
“Of course zey are. We just tell zem eet’s a delicacy and zat we eat zem all zee time.”
“Oh haw haw, you are so funny, Francois! How do you think of zeese things?”
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Wow! if that’s not a cause for celebration, then I don’t bring the keg to the keggers!
Bring on the dancing elephants, because this is going to be one for the record books!
Jack is my dog.
Dogs suck. I’m a cat person.
The other night, I dreamed that my best friend had a piglet as a pet. Now how weird is that?
I like ham.
But not the guy harrassing OpalCat. I meant ham as in the stuff you eat on Easter.
Speaking of OpalCat, I wonder if she could do something neat with my picture like she did with hers. I like that.
Oh, and that reminds me–I need to go find that Favorite Picture thread I heard about.
Silo posted that. Silo really isn’t that bad anymore. I met him in Raleigh.
I’ll be going back to Raleigh in September. I can’t wait.
In September, the quarter will be over. I took 3 500-level English classes this quarter, and I’m regretting it.
I never used to like Shakespeare, but now I do.
People say Francis Bacon wrote Shakespeare’s stuff, but I’m not sure.
I like ham.
Is anyone watching the braves game?
Games, games, games! That’s all men think about!
Kidding, iampunha. Did you mean the rain-delayed one?
You know, my SuperDisk drive doesn’t match my printer. This is very upsetting to me.
Yay! Football season’s starting! Go, Packers!
So, new page…, what else do y’all want to talk about?
“Abstracts words are the effect of mourning, in an abstract way, conspiring c-nurturing, budding bossom friend fruitfulness.”
I don’t know what the hell it means either, but a buddy of mine who used to type papers in college for money - yeah screw you kids…we used to type our papers, AND WE LOVED IT! - typed this little diddy exactly as written by a girl in our dorm.
I like cats too.
I have two cats.
I like dogs, but I don’t have any.
My cats names are not Jack.
Anniz, tell your dog Jack I said hi.
When you come to NYC to visit me you can bring Jack.
Don’t fly on any concordes though.
And bring stuff from Sweden.