Go ahead, hijack this thread! I dare you! Bwahahaha! 
Hijack? Can we take hostages?
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Sorry for the hijack, but this topic reminded me of something: don’t you think that Barry Manilow is just the greatest?
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So, anybody got a MagicalGoldKey? How about platinum?
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Ooh! Can I be a hostage? Please?
(pretends to cower in her seat and slaps on a look of despair)
Dammit, I need to type faster. I thought I was the first.
If so, I hope they are female, single, and available! :oD
[hijack] has anyone seen my car keys? [/hijack]
Did you check under the cushions on the sofa?
[hijack] Which do you like better? Sofa-loveseat combo or sectional? [hijack]
This reminded me of the first time this topic was posted. I found the old thread here. It’s even funnier now that the posts are out of order. The OP, made by Thufferin’ Thuccotash is very near the bottom of the first page.
Hi Jack!
who’s Jack?
You don’t know jack.
So where does that term come from anyway?
I was addicted to that game for the longest time. It’s really fun.
I have a jack in my car if that helps…it’s underneath the body rolled in the rug. Wouldn’t that smell though?
Silver_Fire? What kind of name is that?
It’s the kind of name that’s better than SoMoMom. :)*
*Smiley indicates that I’m merely joking. The above post is not to be taken seriously. Thank you.
So, have you ever carjacked anyone? With your car jack, that is?
Well, of course it’s better for you. You can’t be me. I’m me. :rolleyes: 
Thank god.
Okay, enough of that.
So, my nephew’s taking a nap and I’m really bored. Any suggestions?
Of course. But first I served pancakes. I prefer blueberry myself.