Ask the Necrophiliac.
I found a billion dollars while walking to work today.
Andrew Lloyd Webber dies; my CD collection just doubled in value.
Annie-Xmas dies and somebody actually noticed! (This one will never happen 
Planning on being immortal? 
Montfort and Anniz: The wedding night. :o
“The Jester Appreciation Thread”-8 pages long.
“Hey, maybe ‘Threadkillers’ wasn’t such a bad idea, after all!”
“Profound Thinking Whilst on the Can”
And, of course:
“Wally Returns! Takes Rightful Place as Next Jesus!”
Zebra is a SEX GOD!
Who do you think really killed GWB?
George Lucas apologizes for SW TPM
Zebra still a SEX GOD!
Ask the Gay Necrophilic Pederast Beastialitist
They did kittens on Iron Chef last night!
Did you see Jesus kick Jerry Falwells ass last night on PPV!
Cecil Adams to move to Australia 
No, just unmourned.
**[li] Playdoh or Marzipan? Help Me Decide, They’re Both So Tasty![/li]
[li] If Boogers Were Gemstones…[/li]
[li] Which Electron Microscope Should I Buy?[/li]
[li] My Great Aunt Margaret Is a Robot[/li]
[li] How Many Dopers Have One Glass Eye?[/li]And for the Pit…
Gosh Darn Those Turn-of-the-Century Muckrakers!**
Did John Bobbitt experience “phantom limb”?
Question about the Bible (spoilers)
Who invented the suppository?
The Macarena Appreciation thread
[sub] In a perfect world…[/sub]
hardygrrl and Stinky Paws,the f2f notes
"I want to know the truth. Who here at the SDMB…"
ducking and running
I found the answer to the great question of life, let me quote it, it’s
Annie, the board will notice.
**Actual Totoro discovered in large tree in Japan.
Small, glasses-wearing, oddly-named 17-year old boys with small devil spikes that post on the sdmb voted sexiest people alive, and to be awarded $1000001.
Nocturne Visits North** (It’s gotta happen someday!)
Totoro is cool. (Alright, now I’m just running low.)
Anniz is back in the USA.
[sub]I hate this waiting**