Waste it! I’m offended. This thread has clowns and chimps…If you think you can do better, go ahead and post somewhere else! We’re thru, I wanna start seeing other people! It’s not you, it’s me. 
We work and work and work for you and this is the thanks we get???
You know it all depends on the definition of waste.
With that this is my 200 post, none more meaningful.
You want to pet my monkey?
Pet my monkey! Pet my monkey!
No, really pet my monkey.
Not to mention, the freakin’ tuba-players…geez. You think this stuff just grows on trees? I’ve gotta go for a walk. No! leave me alone right now! I have’ta think about our future together. Stop it! Get your hand of my ass! I’m serious!
And what a cute little monkey it is.
This is just out and out padding right here.
Wait: on this thread or on any thread?
Yup
If it’s any thread, I think I can claim victory in a few cases. But alas, I think it’s this one, Zoggie.
If you’re gonna bring out the padding this early, I believe you have no chance. (ummmm, this wasn’t padding) This was filler, yep that’s it, just filler.
People, people:
I am the only 'Doper to have slain threads in each and every forum. I killed the last one of these, I’ll kill this one as well.
[/Homer]That was just a lie.[/Homer]
You got to ask yourself: Is it my eruditosity? Or am I simply cursed? (Or complexly cursed, for that matter.)
Whatever. The touch of death resides in my return button.
Where’s the jello?
You know padding, placed in strategic locations, can enhance ones…ah… attributes.
Yes, but such a let down once one is finally stripped down.
Well the toys can help improve the experience, then.
Toys? Did someone mention some toys? What did you have in mine, Odie?
ERK!!! Talk about an embarrasing typo!! ::blushes profusely::
What did you have in minD (mind mind mind mind)?
Ohhh something from the industrial line I guess…
Is this the right place? I think I’m lost.
Nope here is where here is, isn’t it?
No, it’s over there ::points vaguely::