Oh, great. JUST great. Now my breasts are loud?
(Juliana puts a muffler on her breasts real damn quick)
Geeze I hate to see what those mufflers are clamped to…
a breasts’ muff…? hmmm…
<tiptoes quietly away, but trips over thread tail…“who left this here?”>
No, you’d drool if you did. Liable to cause heart attacks.
Oh, and never did learn to share.
Yep, I’m glad to have me aboard too.
Will this thing never die?!?
Rollin, Rollin, Rollin,
Cats ‘n’ Dogs are Strollin’
You look like James Brolin
RAWHIDE!
No, this thread will not ever die, not as long as the faint hope of emerging victorious still lingers.
Odieman, you need to keep up with the latest developments. Modern Breast Mufflers employ the same technology used in Chinese finger puzzles. They slide on, and simply don’t fall off. I’ll try to find a diagram or a picture to post.
They also have openings on the ends, to accomodate nipple rings.
Thanks for the info Dire, I’ll wait for the pictures…
Heh. Seems I had diagrams and pictures, but, uh, the Thread ate them. Yes, that’s what happened. The Thready bastard ate my homework. I mean my pictures.
Yep.
Suuuure that’s what you say, now get to work and recreate them dammit, I’m …interested now
Waa waa what?
interested…is that what they call it?
I notice no one helped me with the thread tail…or owned up…
So, who was it?
Someday… someday this thread will be closed…
It will go down i the books as one of the greatest threads ever. BTW, I don’t think there ever was any hope. People just add on to this thread cause they have nothing better to do. That’s why I’m doing it.
Admit it you love it!!
When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Underdog,
Underdog,
Underdog,
Underdog.
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog, Underdog.
When in this world the headlines read
Of those who’s hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those in need.
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Underdog,
Underdog,
Underdog,
Underdog.
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Well hey you know the kids just have such interesting terms these days fierra…
I just can’t help but juxtapose these two ideas:
and
<sigh>
Now, I definitely know I heard “breasts” in this thread. And 38DD. And muffler. Interesting imagery. Mommy?
Hey, I think you guys may be on to something here!
All together now:
*Come listen to my story ‘bout a man named Jed.
Poor mountineer, barely kept his family fed.
Then one day he was shootin’ at some food.
And up from the ground came a bubblin’ crude.
Oil that is.
Black gold.
Texas tea.
Well next thing ya’ know ol’ Jed’s a millionaire.
Kinfolks said “Jed, move away from there.”
They said “californy is the place ya’ outta be.”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is.
Swimmin’ pools.
Movie stars.*
Whap OW! Hey!