Walks in, looks around. Sighs. Walks out muttering…“They just don’t have the Fire © anymore.”
You guys can kiss my little French butt. Don’t have the fire. Just 'cause I didn’t participate in your original thread killing spree, and don’t know all your little inside jokes, “I” don’t have the fire?!?!
Well, psht! I’ve got your fire right here.
Actually, now I’m just trying to stir up some excitement. I don’t even have the foggiest as to what “I’m” talking about, let alone you, so there… You wanna make somethin’ of it… Do ya? Punk? 
See my sig? Swap Texas and *Texans *for France and The French and It still applies.
This can’t work.
There’s always a bar somewhere with an alley out back where the dogs are snarling over what used to be someone’s darling while the sirens turn to white noise. And someone says, “I knew it hadda end bad – I mean, Christ! the guy drove himself like a spike into the hearts of old women who believed they were ugly.”
And a piano player who wonders if he’s a player piano while
The St. James Infirmary Blues tries to find itself on the keys and someone yells, “Shut off that noise.”
And the bartender’s old lady does is an off-duty hooker. He pours her a drink and she says, "No one takes anything small home from a bar around here. Not when the moon is a sickle held to the sky’s throat.
::yawn::
I shall win!
no you won’t…but where is struuter? How are we supposed to kill threads without knish?
[sub]and strangely wolfish creatures who howl at the moon even in sickle shape and keep feet warm on cold night watches…[/sub]
Aha! I knew my devious plan of passing out, and waking up late for my job would work! I’ve won! hooray!
YES I WILL FIERRA, YES I WILL
Maybe… just maybe I wont…
but maybe… oh maybe…
I might
maybe…but do you think we should get cobravert sectioned first? of course typing in this thread will be harder with the straight jacket on, but those already won delusions are rather worrying…
Hah! You can’t foil me. I have great experience sitting at my computer typing one-handed.
you have three arms and the straight jacket leaves one free & you are too dumb to undo the straps?
OK, I’m out of other reasons for the one handed comment as a follow on, feel free…
I have three arms? Run away, I’m a freakin’ mutant!
no, I must stay and help you kill the thread…even three arms won’t be enough to tackle this baby (the thread, why are ya’ll lookin’ at me for?) alone…
::tackles Fierra:: Will this do?
Boy, knish does sound really good right now.
What is Knish???
:Takes Fierra out of this thread gracefully:
<walks in with giganto mug of coffee in one hand, rubbing eyes with other>
yawn
Okie-dokey. I’m sorry I’m late. Ooooh, it’s already so fat and long…the thread, I mean.
So this is the thread to end all thread? Where is everybody? Anybody mind if I lay down on the sofa until all the action starts?
Oh, by the way, good morning all.
Sim - I got tackled by Sim! Woo! But read the instructions…tackle the thread - look! It’s getting away!
Odie…gracefully?
Sorry, I came here to answer your serious question, Odie…
In the original Jester threadkilling thread - here is the post (way down on the page & it doesn’t want to link to it…ho, hum…actually knish (or knisch as we also spelt it then) featured heavily on p4 originally…)
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=36448&postid=729637
and it is:
[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Dire Wolf
However DW is probably far too busy being virtually married to 2 ladies to kill threads & eat snausages… :sigh:
Oh well, I’m sure Odie and Sim can amuse, I mean, console, I mean keep me company between them…
It would be an honour to amuse a lady like you Fierra, I will however refuse to share you unless Sim asks very nicely… Yes I know that isn’t nice but the time for being nice has passed. Sorry for sitting on you on the sofa, Sskuggiii, I didn’t realize it was occupied.