Puppy guts. Yick. Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘kibbles and bits…and bits…and bits…’
Y’know, once this is all over–if that ever happens–I have a new killers goal. Most uninspiring thread. I’ve already got the technique mastered. My last few threads have been so bad that even I don’t feel like posting to them.
Maybe I’ll have to apply my talents to this thread and see what I can do…
Jester, a serious question…if the thread exceeds official thread-length & is closed…will the winner be the person who posted last before it was closed or will you open up a continuation thread starting with the previous person’s post quoted?
We need to decide now, so that we don’t get demands for a recount and half the boarders keep complaining that they felt that the decision was not due and…ooops, sorry wrong subject! 
So official decision, Judge Jester (she says, putting the black hat on his head instead of the bells and hiding the experiment kit till she gets an answer…)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…c’mon, fierra! Since when does organizing a contest mean I have to make actual decisions about it? Well, fine.
I suppose that I’ll start a continuation thread, quoting the last post in it, and letting it roll from there. That way, we can have a definite winner, moreso than arguing over whether the last post was made by a mod or not.
That alright with everybody?
Nothing Fierra. I love those shiny little canadians, with their beady little eyes and flapping heads. Their proud and noble beaver, and their ability to speak both French, English, and some other strange language that consists of what seems to be a lot of barking.
I loves me some canadians. No offense Odie. 
Apparently I don’t love them enough to capatalize canadian tho’. 
Man, this is a tough crowd. Can’t do anything to get sympathy. 
[sub]I think perl for win32 is out…[/sub]
Believe me I’ve been trying to get some sympathy out of this crowd for ages…and if a master whiner like me can’t get how can you expect a master debater like you to gain some sympathy…
Well, after my devilish plan of passing out, waking up late for work, and driving 70 miles to find out that I don’t have to work today failed, I have a new plan to kill this thread!
I’m gonna start singing oldies…ahem…Blluuueee Moooon you saw me standing alone…
That’ll teach 'ya!
Oh man. That was devilish.
You have a fine voice, though. Thanks for the serenade. Know any Cole Porter? C’mon…there’s a knish in it for you.
Gimme my knish!
Times have changed
And we’ve often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
I’ve got to share this, it’s too precious:
For a going away lunch for one of the execs here, they took him (and everyone, including Mr. Consultant/me) to a Chucky-Cheese type place. WTF?
Gladly. Thanks for the song. Here’s your knish…and a special spork just for you.
Mmmmmmm. Cole Porter.
I would sacrifice everything,
Come what may…
For the sake of having you near…
wow.
ummm, I’m not allowed to play with sporks.
I know, it may look harmless to you, but in the right hands the “spork” is an incredible weapon of power. I’m a 3rd degree spork-belt. It took intense physical and mental training to reach that level, but alas ever since the great “Spork Incident” of 1987 I have resigned myself to plastic spoons. They’re not quite as deadly, but they make a neat “thwap” sound when wielded correctly.
I both bore and become bored quickly. Yet I’m stubborn (and Canadian). This often leads me to misery, which quickly becomes familiar and comfortable. We on this thread have no lives outside the screen we peer at. Yes, this makes us peers in this peering.
nothamlet, you are peerless in your peering…to be sure. I know the face of boredom. I fear it not. For I am a Nebraskan.
Cobra…these talents…do you use them for good or evil? Have you considered what a well-planned spork attack on this thread might do? Think about it…
Sure, try to lead me to the darkside. First it’ll be sporks, then potato mashers. You don’t wanna see the potato mashers…It won’t be anything but ugly.
Ding dong the thread is dead!
Well, in the future, if someone gets mad and says “Shove it up your knish.” we’ll have this thread to look back on…
Hey I always wanted to be a part of history, now here is my chance( P.S. Mauvaise, I went to the doctor and my inadvertant smilie problem is much better )
Yeah lurker, I can see a whole mess of Pit threads with that very phrase in them. Actually, I was thinking along the lines of…‘Hey, you got a nice pair of knishes there.’ Or, ‘You bet your sweet knish!’
Cobra, potato mashers?! Ye gads, what next? Paring knives? Turkey basters? Pizza cutters? I, myself, have been known to weild a few dangerous kitchen utencils…but we need not speak of that now.
And FWIW, I would never dream of leading you to the dark side. I am the maker of knishes. I use my abilities for good.
struuter,
Imagine the possibilities…
The “maker of knishes” and the “wielder of sporks” fighting injustice. Wow! We could get a tv series I bet.