Remember That Anthrax Thing? Here’s How I Did It.
My Manifesto, or Why Some of You Might Want to Have Someone Else Open Your Mail for a Few Weeks
In Which Poster A Airs Incredibly Personal, Non-Board Related Issues With Poster B
Board too Slow? Not if You Use this Neat Code I Wrote!
I don’t know about the first one.
#2-Probably because builing your own nuke is illegal? (I think it’s illegal anyway…)
#3-Has a very long, horrible, and boring history on this board. It’s especially frustrating because Cecil answered the damn question himself!
#4-extensive searches ties up the servers and makes it nearly impossible to do anything on the board.
#5-Serlin is a troll who has been banned about 200 times, and yet keeps on trying.
#6-There’s proably a story here too, but mainly, it’s annoying. 
neisha:
Great stuff. You are obviously a sick puppy. Keep up the good work. 
I need someone to hide something for me…
My sister: before/after boob job pics…opinions?
woud it B wrong for genosiding the French?
My roommate bet me $50 I couldn’t get blown at a Dopefest ---- long story short…who wants to make $25?
**Now that I’ve killed her, how do I get rid of the body?
My sheep may be frigid (kinda long, maybe TMI).
My ecstasy dealer got busted, recommend me a new one!
See you at KiddiePornDopeFest!**
Hey! Adams! Go near my wife again and I’ll kill you!
Tubadiva, thanks for last night xxxxx
[insert mod’s name], is a troll!
My dog is pregnant - Has the bitch been cheating on me?
Ask the Necrophiliac.
Fred Phelps and his whole family is right.
Is Hillary a lesbian.
The ebay names and passwords of every Doper.
Want to get noticed? Building a pipebomb and send it special delivery.
Here’s my review of all the differences in the three different Japanese recordings of Phantom of the Opera.
Lemme add some to what pepperlandgirl said…
And another “Thread they’d delete faster’n you can swallow”:
How I, an underage doper, got into a bar that cards, gambled for pot, and drugged this girl I met, then took her back to my stolen SUV and had sex with her until she woke up. I cut out her kidneys with a box cutter, but I covered her in ice and wrote the number of a hospital down in her blood on the rear windshield, so she survived.
If I ever have to take Opal to the pit (why would I?), that’s what I’d title it. Made me actually LOL. Hey, Coldfire’s a mod and he and Opal fought when he was new, so maybe it wouldn’t get closed…
Anyway, back to the thread titles. The easiest way to get a thread locked is to post it twice, but I doubt that’s what you’re looking for… I spend most of my time in GQ and the Pit, so I don’t know thread rules for most forums, but I’ll try.
In GQ: Will Jesus Come Again, and Will You Swallow?
How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck…
Oh, wait, Cecil isn’t the Oracle, never mind…
In the Pit: Why was <any user> banned?
Not just unpopular users, as demonstrated recently
In MPSIMS: Winkelried is a Wanker
How do you elicit meaningful consent from a poodle?
Nonny
Gotcha ya!
Well, I certainly never started a Pit Thread about OpalCat.
ATMB: “[bitch&moan] Why is the board so damn slow! [/bitch&moan]”
learned that one the hard way.
What’s your favorite position with your sister?
Aryan Dopers: Any sniper tips?
Keep looking at this picture until you figure out what’s wrong with it!
Making porn movies from home for fun and profit!
Fingerprints: how to avoid leaving them
The best camera for stalking: your opinions?
“Why Whites are True Humans and Blacks/Asians/Hispanics are all mongrel half-breeds.”
“Best ways to bomb a synagogue?”
“YOU ARE ALL SINNERS!!!”
“NE1 have links to warez sitez?”
“Help! My marijuana plants are sick!!!”
“Where to find subliminal pictures online?”
FUKC U ALL, PRERVERT FAGGOTZ! DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!
Actually, we had one of those in GD.
So like, is it normal to get turned on watching my cat take a dump?
Any tips on starting my own prostitution ring?
Any fellow necrophiliacs on board?
Geeze, you rape ONE girl and now she’s having you arrested!
Any recipes for homemade LSD?