Why aren’t those pipe bombs I’m sending killing people?
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Top 10 Hottest Livestock
Worst. Gangbang. Ever.
Checkwashing for fun and profit!
Feminist
Why the BadAstronomer Covering is up the Moon Hoax and Here are some blow up pictures of dirt I have to prove it
Looking for Any new Recipies for Human Meat
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My Top Ten Favorite Blowjobs
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Relics from the Church of the Nativity-
Get 'em while their hot!
Dynamiting levees for fun and profit
Secret roster of The Clique revealed!
Amway has some wonderful products at great savings and you can make money too!
How do I get my semen out of the cat’s fur?
How I served Meth to the debate team.
Did John the Baptist give good head?
Urgent! Can anyone tell me how to launder $100,000???
Can Anybody Give 5 Causes of WWII and Their Significance? (This Is Not For School.)
Poll: Drugs–in a pipe or rolled?
What do people taste like when cooked?
What’s a good weapon to use at close range?
Know any good booby-traps? (Just for maiming, not killing)
Ask the Car Thief
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Who is the dumbest mod?
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People I am currently stalking.
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The True Identity of Cecil (with pictures and links to court records).
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Dopers I want to have sex with.
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Members of Congress controlled by the Illuminati.
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What’s your favorite porn site?
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Theoretically, if you had to dispose of a body, how would you do it?
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BBoard was better-- bring back smashie!
-me
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Practical prostitution question
Help: Getting rid of the parts of dismembered human?
Ask the Islamic Fundamentalist Terrorist
Dear Sir,
REQUEST FOR URGENT (CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP OF THE TRANSFER OF US $46,560,000.00 (FORTY SIX MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY).
I, on behalf of my other colleagues from different Federal Government of Nigeria owned parastatals decided to solicit your assistance as regards the transfer of the above stated amount into your bank account.
This fund arose from the over-invoicing of various contracts awarded in my parastatals to certain foreign contractors some time ago. We as holders of official positions in various parastatals, were mandated by this new civilian government to scrutinize all payments made to certain foreign contractors by the past military government and we discovered that some of the contracts they executed were grossly over-invoiced, either by omission or commission.
Also we discovered that the sum of $66,560,000.00 (Sixty-Six Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only) was lying in a suspense account, although the foreign contractors were fully paid their entitlements after executing the said contracts. We all agreed that the over-invoiced amount be transferred (for our own use) into a bank account provided by a foreign partner, as the code of conduct of the Federal Civil Service does not allow us to operate foreign accounts.
However, we have succeeded in transferring some of these money, precisely US$20,000,000.00 (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) into a foreign account in GENEVA (SWITZERLAND) last week. But unfortunately, the provider of the account has severed all forms of contacts with us as he has refused to adhere to our earlier mutual agreement insisting that the total amount be paid into his nominated bank account before disbursement will take effect. If for US$20M (Twenty Million United States Dollars Only) we are not compensated, how can one guarantee full compensation on remittance of the balance of US$46.560M (Forty-Six Million, Five Hundred and Sixty Thousand United States Dollars Only).
We are therefore seeking your assistance based on the balance amount of US$46.560M, which can be speedily processed and fully remitted into your nominated bank account. On successful remittance of the fund into your account, you will be compensated with 25% of the amount for assistance and services and 5% set aside for expenses contingency.
This transaction is closely knitted and in view of our SENSITIVE POSITION we cannot afford a slip, I assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free. We will avail you with our identities as regards our respective offices, when relationship is fully established and smooth operation commences.
I am at your disposition to entertain any question(s) from you in respect of this transaction, so contact me immediately through the above telephone and fax numbers for further information on the requirements and procedure. Please note that the DEAL needs utmost confidentiality and your immediate response will be highly appreciated and we will use our own share of the money to establish a lucrative firm in your country.
Yours truly, ALHAJI MUSA BELLO
I have conclusive proof that Gaudere and andros are the same person!
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