Bag of tomatos
Head of lettuce
All natural vinegar and water douche
1 whole cow tongue
1 pack of batteries
1 pack of electrical tape
1 pack SpongeBob Squarepants party favors
1 100 count pack of disposable plastic gloves
1 tub of Crisco
1 pack of vacuum cleaner belts
1 tub of Crisco
1 issue of Martha Stewart living
Duct tape, hand axe, garbage bags.
Cheetos, Playboy, OrangeKleen
Jalapeno peppers, lube, burn ointment.
In honor of an old National Lampoon:
David Eisenhower, a french poodle, and a Waterpik
Turkey baster
Pickles
Ice cream
Spiderman costume, bungee cable and a gross carton of giant sized Lego sets.
A cow-orker reading over my shoulder just said this very, very sick combination: a plane flying manual, several sets of plastic handcuffs, and a book on national monuments. Now excuse me while I report him to the FBI.
seltzer, cocktail onions, lighter fluid
Just how do you ork a cow? That does sound pretty sick…
This is a very funny thread, but I must say that about 85% of the answers involve at least one item that I could never find at my local grocery store. Poetic license I guess. Hey, whatever works!
four items but I stood in line behind the guy who bought
Dog food
Candles
Mouth Wash
K-Y Jelly
A scented candle, a Barry White CD, and a box of Pampers Newborn.
(stolen from an old Target ad.)
ice cream, pickles and a hustler
Depends (Adult diapers), Rubber gloves, Febreez (air freshener)
Super glue, and two coconuts
toaster, extension cord, Mr. Bubble
You must not have Meijer’s where you are. How sad.
Ambusol(or similiar dental anasthetic)
Pliers
Cotton Balls
Dog Whistle
Surloin
Tabasco sauce
Six pack of cheap beer
Baseball cap (In my experience many supermarkets have cheap caps that express local pride)
High gauge aluminum foil
Latest issue of Weekly World News
Catnip, hammer & hamburger helper
Birthday cake, sleeping pills, hacksaw
Kool-aid, Liquid plumber, coloing book
Scissors, newspaper with headlines of Laurena Bobbit, sleeping pills
Immodium AD, Milk of Magnesia and LOTS of cheese
For a man: KY jelly, kleenex, an issue of Seventeen
For a woman: Cucumber, KY jelly, an issue of Gentlemen’s Quarterly
That’s all, my husband is grossed out listening to them. 
Unless I’m very much mistaken, I’d like everybody to welcome my pal StephanieG to the boards.
I expect to see more of her posts in mathematics(she epxlained her proof of 0.9999.....=1 to me. I understood about half the words she used.), RPG, and Trek threads.
Welcome Stephanie, to the fight against ignorance.
All their bases will belong to us!
Box of candles, big butcher knife, and any book on Satanic ritual murder (Fatal Vision or Helter Skelter would be good).
Hamburger Helper, moist cat food, extra large plastic bottle of Heinz Ketchup
Come on, now.
Children’s pajamas, lighter fluid, “Aim-n-Flame.”
Duct tape, stun gun, copy of “Romance for Dummies.”
Bag Gummi-Bears, bag of balloons, gallon of bleach.
Crap, I need help.