I’m too old and married for crushes but some dinner conversation with Una Persson followed by drinks with Mean Old Lady would be probably be awesome.
Our many crushes probably have jealous spouses so we shouldn’t blame them if they’re forced to stay silent.
My life in one cartoon.
You’ve got a mailbox? Lucky bastard.
Not a “crush” (I’m a very happily married heterosexual female) but I wish I knew flatlined IRL. She seems like such a super cool person.
The big three at this time are Little Nemo, Elendil’s Heir and elucidator.
Skald, Evil Captor, BrainGlutton, Hal Briston, Qadgop and RTFirefly are also up there.
Mean Old Lady. Smart, funny, enjoys a drink, then this thread drove me to check out her picture too and um…oh, my. Excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk! 
Mancrush : Stranger on a Train. Guy seems to know pretty much everything about pretty much everything and isn’t obnoxious about it, IMHO.
Oh my, I have several:
Trinopus, whose posts are smart and well-written.
Qadgop, nuff said.
Chefguy, Oregonians Unite!
Skald - I always read Skald’s posts, even it I’m not interested at first blush in the title. Who can resist that dry, smart humor?
Cat Whisperer and ThelmaLou are my sisters in Dopeness. Love my sistahs!
And last but not least, Leaffan, who I suspect is a really decent, super nice guy. When he posted that he was thinking of getting involved with a woman in Canada . . . well . . . my heart broke just a little. :o
Well, okay, since we’re naming names, lorene and Maastricht (and Curiosity Kills Her, though she hasn’t been around for a while).
For me, Zsofia. Admittedly, our being of different genders has something to do with that: and yes, I’m aware that she’s “spoken for”, also that we’re on different continents. She strikes me as a perfect lady, and always with something interesting to say in her posts, on a large variety of subjects. Plus, we share a love of strange and exotic animals – and she has worked with them, which is more than I’ve ever done.
Anthracite. I don’t care what her name is now she’ll always be Anthracite to me. I’d even learn to play tennis for her.
Outright crushes on Anyrose and Kaiwik, and they know it.
There is also a very long list of Dopers that I’d drink beer with, and most of them know who they are, too. Swampbear is one of many.
Well blush. Vunderbob even told me I could hug him if I keep my hands above the waist, the spoilsport! 
That’s not creepy at all.
I’m assuming Elendil’s Heir is married, and too young for me. Darn it!
All the rest of us, admit it! You’ve checked this thread for your name!!!
Its not? OK, back to the ‘ol drawin’ board!
Yep…that lady came from homeless to serving into the military, being a biker chick, saving homeless kitties and a crazy PTSD neighbor. Plus a big fat white wedding to a dream guy if it weren’t for his heart problem. And he travels, extensively. So much that she has the time to to us all how she misses him. She is unbelievable for sure!!
I most assuredly did not check this thread! I haven’t read a single post and certainly didn’t look for my name or respond.
What thread?
Never pull on a thread; your sleeve may come off.