Ultress is celebrating her 1000th post today. Join the party. The strippers will arrive at 0900 (Chief is that the right lingo? You better be on time for this one sans uniform, the ladies are waiting).
Congrats Miss Vickie!!!
::Popping a beer::
Yeah, I’m here… sans everything!
Geesh…I didn’t even know it. How observant you are Suzie. Thank you. Bring on the men. Won’t be much left of those strippers when we get finished.
Chieffie won’t show. He doesn’t have the nerve. He’s afraid we’ll acutally want proof of his manliness that he brags on so.
Well so much for that post. Chieffie beat me in.
Ok Chieffie, prove your point.
Don’t worry, they can bust those up with lasers now.
You’ll be back on your feet in no time!
Happy 1000th, Ultress!
If I ever reach 1000, you’ll know they have perfected cryogenics.
I just love a woman with a southern accent ;). I’d like it if you would sidle up and whisper something in my ear.
Happy 1000 Ultress.
Keith
Happy 1000th Ultress! Now let me at that cake…
What kind of strippers?
Happy 1000th, Ultress!
I always enjoy reading your posts, and am in awe of anyone who has 1000 posts worth of things to say. And, yours are always worth reading…Like I said, AWESOME!
Congratulations, and have a wonderful party!
Scotti
::lurches in door, tripping over milestone shards::
Wow, that sucker is flattened! Congratulations, Ultress, and keep your sights on the next one. Your stuff is always interesting, funny and insightful.
Of course, wine flowing like wine and Chief Scott lolling around in the all together don’t hurt either.
Yaaay, Ultress!
Veb
(Pssst, anybody know where the Chief got that interesting scar on his leg?)
Go Ultress! Woohoo! Yay! Woohoo!
Congrats to the only person to ever flame me! It was all in fun, of course…I think…
Happy Birthday Ultress!
What? …oops, sorry, uh, I mean post. I thought that sounded a bit old.
Congratulations, Ultress. Many happy posts are foreseen in your future.
Yeah! 1000! Way to go.
Must say I like the party, naked chief and flowing wine!! Wow, gotta do this again.
Now, I can’t come in here and strip, because I did that in Falcon’s 2000th post . . .
Maybe I can put them back ON . . . not everyone is dazzled by my manly manliness. Especially not Chiefscott.
The more the merrier!
:: reserves seat up front to get best view of strippers ::
Aaahhhh such nice people. I think I deserve to have chieffie to myself for one night just as part of the celebration! eh, Sue?
Congratulations, Ultress!
And if you have Chief Scott to yourself, keep him away from toilets, shower rods, or Redskinettes…
Wow. A thousand posts. Gee… that’s a lot.
I’m still working on 30.
Hey, can I have some of those milestone shards? Some of them look kinda like arrow heads. Think I could hock em over at the Smithsonian?
Dewt