Time for the presidential address drinking game

Every time the glorious leader says

Liberty> drink
Democracy> drink
Freedom> drink
Terrrr/ Terrorists> drink
Uhhh> drink

I need to go get more beer.

On the radio one time, there was a guy reading President Bush’s speech. He showed that the president puts the emphasize on the wrong words when he’s speaking. Now, whenever I hear the man speak, this drives me nuts, as do the random pauses for no apparent reason.

It’s so forced, his speech face is a mask of deceit… I bet they make him study old Mr. Rogers episodes before a speech.