Platform: Cross–Linux and Windows
Talent: Speed solving Rubik’s Cube while unicycling!
Cicada–one-time roommate of Miss Oklahoma
Platform: Red hair and black leather
Talent: 
Platform: Proper Apostrophe Usage
Talent: Mastering the K-TEL KNITTER, A REVOLUTIONARY NEW METHOD OF KNITTING AND CROCHETING WITH ONE NEEDLE, ANOTHER FINE PRODUCT FROM K-TEL INTERNATIONAL, 1970.
Platform: Being nice is its own reward
Talent: Full-contact multi-tasking in the mom-mode: planning a meal, doing laundry, grooming the dog, rotating the van’s tires, drafting a letter to the editor about school funding, and building a valance for the dining room without breaking a nail or breaking a sweat. And all the while being nice.
Platform: Shoes
Talent: Tongue Tricks that must be done up personal and close to be believed.
Platform: wiping out, once and for all, those hideous cropped pants that make everyone’s legs look horrible.
Talent: can play “The Dying Swan” on a kazoo (grown men have been moved to tears by this performance).
Platform: World Peace and sports cars for everyone!
Talent: My impression of “Seafood on a Pizza” has been called “lyrical yet thoughtprovoking”.
Not really, but my second talent is “Making up random blurbs on the spot”
Fine, fine, I’m popping on the Elton glasses as we speak. Oh, and I’m changing my platform to “Capri pants for men too!”