I dunno Dutchboy, we were watching some aerobic sport/dance competition last night on ESPN and it was a team event.
Pulsating music. Fit bodies. Finger tip body stands. choreographed jumps. Perky smiles. 1% body fat.Team event.
And the one team we caught had a guy in the fruitiest leotard/mock electric blue tuxedo top doing high kicks and rather impressively girly moves along side his two female team mates.
It was brutal to watch…more unnatural than seeing a man cry in public…yet we could not turn away.
Then we learned that this team was from Argentina. And they won.
So, if you promise to wear really fruity outfits and like puppies and waterfalls, then you are in.