I’d always heard it as “with no pants on,” which works better for singing “The Sheik of Araby”—
I’m the Sheik of Araby (with no pants on)
Your love belongs to me (with no pants on)
At night when you’re asleep (with no pants on)
Into your tent I’ll creep (with no pants on)
The stars that shine above (with no pants on)
Will light our way to love (with no pants on)
You’ll rule this land with me (with no pants on)
The Sheik of Araby (with no pants on)!
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World without any pants on. The Gods Must Be Crazy without any pants on.
*The Full Monty *without any pants on. (Err…I think that belongs in the Oximoron thread. )
saving private ryan without any pants on!
the family man without any pants on!
gladiator without any pants on!
blazing saddles without any pants on! (ok this one sounds painful)
clerks without any pants on!
Hamlet without any pants on
The Merchant of Venice without any pants on
Much Ado About Nothing without any pants on
As You Like It without any pants on
The Two Gentlemen of Verona without any pants on
A Midsummer Night’s Dream without any pants on
Contemporaries of Shakespeare without any pants on…
Doctor Faustus without any pants on
Edward II without any pants on
Volpone without any pants on
A Chaste Maid in Cheapside without any pants on
The Duchess of Malfi without any pants on
and my personal favorite:
Women Beware Women without any pants on
As Good As It Gets with no pants on
Snatch with no pants on
All About Eve with no pants on
Ben-Hur, a Tale of the Christ with no pants on
Sleeping Beauty with no pants on
Twins with no pants on (now there’s a movie I’d pay to see)
The Passion of Joan of Arc with no pants on
The American President with no pants on (do your own Clinton joke)
Friends with no pants on
Frazier with no pants on
Will and Grace with no pants on
These Friends of Mine with no pants on, which became
Ellen with no pants on
Malcom in the Middle with no pants on (ick!)
Monday Night Football with no pants on
Everybody Loves Raymond with no pants on