At my college in Maryland, there was a big wall of corporate sponsors outside the Theatre.
The best of all was
Skappen, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom
funny to read, funnier to say, absolutely hilarious to see every day while under the influence of various and sundry chemicals (it was college, after all…)
also, here in madison there’s a cpa firm called ‘Baker & Launder’
I just found an obit for a woman with the name of Euphemia Fleckenstein.
She went by " Fay".
RIP.
Audrey, the Costco in Tukwila? My sister’s worked with him! He’s Indian or Pakistani, I think. Or maybe Asian.
A lawyer I know is named Doug Moreland. I always thought it would be cool if he was a backhoe operator instead.
I just recently met a girl named Treasure…her last name…Tytenicz (that’s pronounced Titanic) Ha! 
i was calling for plane ticket fares (before everyone and their dog had a computer) and got a rep at Delta with the name Richard Dickerson… I had a hard time not laughing while on the phone with “Dick” 
My husband went to school (in Kansas) with a guy named Douglas Fir Tree and a Crystal Shanda Lear