My current dentist’s name is Dr. Payne
And a friend of mine went to school with a girl named Jenna Toll
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As we just got our new phone books in, I found one cool name:
Deatherage
I bet he doesn’t get alot of telemarketer calls.
I went to school with twin girls named Ernestine and Intestine, the latter being pronounced “IN-ta-steen.” They also had a brother Ovaltine, but his name was pronounced “uh-VAHL-tuh-NAY.”
We went on a little weekend getaway, and I spent part of our down time reading the phone book for interesting names:
**Toffelmire
Cockschutt
Passmore
Loosley
Fedoration
Footwinkler
Molly Peacock
Romphf
Toogood
Jerry Mathers
Kinghorn
Watterworth
Pocklington
Penny Proudfoot
Floros Thrasyvoulou
Awcock
Ballingall
Frydrychowicz
Onyskiw
Nutter
Arkadiuz Nyziak
Iva Humble
Hipgrave
Mike Hlynialuk
Adrian Gooi
Goodhand
Hamada Ghenniwa
Ghosh
When I was in the service, we had several doctors on staff at the medical center where I was stationed. I couldn’t make these up if I tried, so you’ll have to believe there was a:
-Dr. Goldwasser who was a urologist.
-Dr. Denton was a pediatrician.
-Dr. Ogle was a gynecologist.
and we were primed just waiting for the day that Lieutenant Marvel got promoted to Captain.
Ah, if he’s in his late seventies or early eighties, he’s one of those 1920’s-style Deatherages.
Here’s a restaurant review by Cinnamon Jennings, who was mentioned earlier in the thread.
I just came across this name in a deposition I was proofreading:
Cantwell Muckenfuss III.
To me, the funniest part is “the third”.
Cantell Muckenfuss III. Now that is a name. I’d love to hear the history behind that one.
Pittsburgh Pirates first base coach Rusty Kuntz
Pittsburgh Pirates first base coach Rusty Kuntz
There might now be a IV, as a Google search yields mention of an 11-year-old (in 1999) Cantwell Muckenfuss. On a related note, although this page is obviously not an actual legal or financial document, it does purport to feature a filing from F. Marcus Cantwell Muckenfuss Fooey III, esq. Pay special heed to item #19 on the list of demands for compensation…
I went to school with the Allcock kids …
I knew a Chuck Farley.
But I always thought Charlie Appleknocker had the funniest name.
All the following are from a phone book:
A. Hickey: nickname Blossom in middle school
P. Askew: always leaves the restroom with a wet shoe
. Blunt: lecturer who tells it like it is
A. Curd: someone spilled some cottage cheese
V. Dypwick: terror of the office steno pool
A. Spoonhunter: tripped with a tray of flatware
Oops! That was B. Blunt
My distant relations must have been cruel people as i have a distant uncle of some sort called Charlie Chicken but thats not all, to whom does he give his hand in marriage but a lady named Brenda Bender.
I have also heard of a girl named Sky Walker nickname Luke, also i believe Mr Lear of Lear Jet fame called his daughter Shanda but i am unsure as to the authenticity of that.
I went to school with Phil McCracken. I suppose he is lucky he didn’t sit behind Ben Dover.
I knew a old lady called Ida Down who insisted on being called by her second name, Joan. Her brother was called Ben. Some parents never think…
I worked one summer for an examination board, we saw many amusing names, but the one I remember was Kimberley Clark. Doesn’t sound too bad, until you remember that they make toilet paper and you see you name every time you go to the loo!
I have a friend who has started his own porn site business. What’s his surname? yep, it’s Cox!
And for the guy who’s user name is ‘I wish my name was Witty’ My friends surname really is Witty!
Heywood Jablowme
Also when I was working at the examination board, there was an examiner called Mr. Gomez-Adams! Unfortuantly only one ‘d’ but it’s still amusing!