Big nasty nipples are great. Not to excuse the thoughtless fuck but he was probably joking, hoping to get a glimpse to find out, and not knowing that he was being hurtful.
You could have scarred him for life by admitting luscious nipples, offering a feel and then retracting the offer immediately, laughing at his blue balls…perhaps even going into detail about his prostate popping from ‘unspent dead sperm cells’.
16 is mighty young to get a sex scar: I didn’t start scarring until I was 19 (way too shy).
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See this? That’s from the Great Futon Incident of ’93.
This little beauty was acquired during the Orpheus parade in ’96.
And this? Well, there’s quite a story behind that one, but kids read the SDMB . . .
I’m not a big fan of fake breasts because my personal asthetic sense prefers small chested women. That said, if I’m hugging you close, it aint your tits I’m looking at, its your eyes. Breasts are the mirror of the males desire, the eyes are the mirror of hers.
We were just discussing this subject at work today as one of the tabloids had a photo of the model, Jordan, who’s just had yet another boob job making her something like a 38FF. Personally I think they look grotesque on someone with her frame, but I guess somebody must like them.
I’m a 34B and I love my breasts. Wouldn’t change a thing about them. And I’ve never been with a guy who seemed at all unhappy with them either. I understand someone with a AA or even an A wanting to augment but anyone with a B or higher cup who wants the surgery has problems a boob job won’t fix IMHO.
Why do women feel the need to slice their flesh open and insert plastic bags into their body? To quote the old Billy Joel song “I love you just the way you are.”
I have a strong preference for natural, non-augmented breasts. My wife and I were watching some dumb thing called “Bikini Blast” on the Travel Channel last night (don’t ask), and as always, we would simultaneously say, “Ugh, fake” every time they showed some woman with a pair of half-canteloupes attached to her chest. I’m not saying it’s impossible to have a nice, tasteful enhancement done, and I wouldn’t dream of making any generalizations about the psychology of someone who desires the procedure. I’m just saying my own preference, by sight and touch, is for natural and unenhanced.
The women I’ve been with have all had natural breasts. They ranged from rail-thin with small breasts that would just fill a cupped hand (mmmmm) to, er, quite large. My wife is, shall we say, soft and round in general, and I love that too.
The reason I don’t like looking at obviously fake breasts is this: they call my attention to them. Natural breasts don’t necessarily catch my eye; it’s easier to see the whole body. But fake breasts stand out (pun intended), so it’s harder to see the whole woman.
And I’ve had only one opportunity to fondle a fake breast. It’s kind of a long story; the short version is that I was shooting a television commercial for a strip club, and one of the dancers who was performing in the commercial offered to let me feel her up. (It’s a really long story.) I accepted, and I tried to be nice about it, but it just felt, I don’t know, weird. It was sort of like feeling a thick rubber pad in the front of a girl suit. I don’t know how to describe it any better than that.
You know, I believe that this thread begs the question:
Why in the name of Amerterasu’s Loins do we not have a
“Boobies of the Straight Dope” page?
I think we really, really, need to have such a page, that profiles all the boobies we have here, and let’s all the dopers have a nice rack to put with the name.
In any case, we should really see if we can move on this.
Yep that’s American men for the most part (of which I’m a part of :)…). European men, generally speaking, go more for the behind (… or, at least, many ladies have informed me of this).
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So who do I talk to to get my pics up there? And on that Tattoo pic thing, as well? I’ll send in pics of my tats and my man-boobs as well. Maybe a decent pic, too. Not bloody likely though@#
Just lemme know where to send 'em once I’ve got 'em scanned.
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Yes, Paddy, everyone’s seen your boobs, and I just happen to like them. I hope you don’t mind if I want to touch them. That’s just how I am. See, if I put a picture of my boobs up on this board, I’d get it deleted, so I’ll just refrain from offering.
European men being my specialty it’s a bit of both. They’re more bum-obsessed than American men, but no less breast-obsessed.
One thing to keep in mind is that bare breasts aren’t as taboo in Europe as they are in America. You see them on TV, in tabloids, on billboards, etc (cue loads of “Note to self: move to Europe” responses from American Dopers) so maybe they seem like less of a big deal over here. But I can assure you that European men like them just as much as you Yank-boys do.
I like all tits. Big tits, little tits, you name it. In fact I want to drive right down the tit turnpike into the middle of tit town. I’m also partial to larger nipples, at least big enough to make a good mouthful.
