TJ555 The Golfer, does your lack of decency know no bounds?

Yeah, if you find yourself having to explain your humor, you have to face the possibility that maybe it wasn’t as humorous as you thought.

Who is Swift?

The author of Gulliver’s Travels.

I see. I misunderstood.

Recipe for Irish Babies

Ingredients:
1 Irish Woman
1 Irish Man

Directions:

Mix ingredients liberally (and often).
Wait.

Makes 1-3 (or so) Babies, maybe.

Here are some people joking about the war in a thread I started.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=170934

First, you were saying it was okay to joke about the war. Then you were saying you weren’t joking about it but making fun of OTHER people’s attitudes (where you live) with the betting on lives thing. Now you’re saying you don’t have to explain your “humor” and citing more humor.

Do you not see the difference in the sort of “humor” you’re now citing in the “Will War Start Tonight” thread versus the “Let’s have fun with the Iraq war” thread where the ONLY thing you say in the OP is that you want to bet on how many American soldiers die?

How old are you anyway?

When?

I see mostly banter about what people are going to watch other than the war. I see a couple of parody rhymes, but nothing to the effect of hauling of and placing bets on how many people are going to die. I don’t see a single “camel-jockey” or “raghead” joke. I see some speculation, but that’s about it.

I’ll tell you what, Slick. You’re right. You don’t have to explain your humor. Nobody understands it anyway. There are plenty of folks that have earned the privilege of making “morbid humor”, and you ain’t one of 'em. Until you actually get shipped over there and pull a 12-hour watch on a line, you ain’t earned jack. Your taste in “humor” is poor and ill-posted. Have you even so much as picked up a picket sign and protested anything? I doubt it. You are as ill-informed as they get.

And don’t worry. My time to earn “morbid humor” rights is coming.

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So you post glurgle, then. Terriffic. Maybe you should listen to what you hear and think about it before you kneejerk a response on your keyboard.

Ahem:

An “everyone else is doing it” defense if I ever saw one.

I detest the fact that you think it even remotely humorous to place any sort of gaming value on the loss of human lives on either side.

Tripler
And citing a source you started after being Pitted? :dubious:

No, I saying that it is becoming more common to hear these things. I wasn’t agreeing with them. I was making fun of them, not the soldiers who will die. You seem to be unwilling to accept the fact I wasn’t serious in trying to start a betting pool. Are you taking offensive to the subject or the way I treated the subject? Think of in regard to Swift, eating Irish babies is wrong, but Swift using this idea to make a point is not. Now, what I wrote is no where near the level of Swift, however, my intent was largely the same. Swift was trying to show attitudes toward the Irish were wrong, I was trying to show making the war into a joke or game was wrong. Now, maybe my treatment of the subject was bad but you seem to attack my very use of the subject.

Check this out, TJ:

That is the ENTIRE OP of the thread in question that pissed off several people, myself included.

PLEASE show me where you said you were bothered by the attitudes of people who were making a joke out of the war in your town (or wherever it was) when you wrote this OP.

Hate to tell ya, but what it looks like is that you didn’t really realize that a “game” like that wouldn’t fly on the SDMB and now you’re trying to dig yourself out of a hole.

When was the last time you saw something that was written as satire that said it was satire?

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This is a Internet-based message board. I don’t see body language, hear tone of your voice, nor smell the sweat off of your forehead. What you post is what you get (WYPIWYG). As far as I am still concerned, you were damn serious in your post.

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Both. You took it upon yourself to treat the subject in a comical way. I consider the fact that anyone would take casualties lightly an aggregious offense. The fact that you doubled the offense with a monetary wager seriouslly pisses me off.

Which is the entire point of my original post. You want to convey the idea that anything like this is in any terms acceptable? I’ll say it in polite terms: Go mate with yourself.

Your last quote leads me to believe that you still agree with the thread of ‘How much you wanna bet who’s gonna die?’.

Absolutely disgusting.

Tripler
And the last time I saw satire, it had a few clues in it that led the reader to some form of disbelief.

Golf: Your first post on the issue could’ve been satirical. Your posting where you decreased your target bet by one proved it was not. Every single posting of yours protesting that you did not mean what you posted is a falsehood. That’s really frowned on around here.

Clues:

A statement that is so stupid on its face who could believe it?

Even if that sentence is typed and you cannot hear me say it, I think the tone is implied.

Wow, kid. You’re completely clueless.

I think Jessity sums it up.

You are an idiot.

Tripler
I’m washing my hands of you.

I am Jack’s Hamburglar!

Oh for Chrissakes. Does this guy not give up?

TJ555: I lived in Joliet for four years. There’s something in the air there that just sucks out human compassion and decency. Get out while you can.

Stateville?