TMI: Have You Had Any Weird & Disturbing Sexual Dreams?

I have had practuically NO sex dreams – even about zombies – and I’m annoyed.
Who do I complain to?

After reading The Timetraveller’s Wife, I had a dream in which there were two copies of me, one dead and one alive. I (the alive one) was fingering the corpse’s butt and masturbating its penis.

In my herd of friends, this has simply become known as “The Dream.”

Very basic but still weird. I dreamt, quite clearly once, that I was being bent over and done roughly by Boromir. Not Sean Bean, but Sean Bean-as-Boromir. And he hadn’t exactly asked nicely, either. And I was enjoying it.

I never have sex dreams, so the total randomness was what made the WTF? I still haven’t had another sex dream since. And when I’m awake, I prefer Aragorn (though the dream did make me look at Boromir in a different light.)

Where do I get in line?

I don’t mind sharing, hun. :slight_smile:

I have weird dreams every night, the sex is more metaphorical in nature. I had a female roomate who was a sex addict, she was in her mid 40’s and sometimes boinking 3 or 4 guys a day. In the dream I wanted to fix her. I broke her bedroom door down like superman right in the middle of her doing the wild thing. I scooped her up like superman and crashed through the window flying into outspace. As we reached supersonic speeds the wind was so fierce and loud and shrill it was almost unbearable and then suddenly our bodies just let go and stretched out becomming aerodynamic and very smooth. When I broke through the atmosphere everything suddenly became silent and smooth in a woosh!She asked me where we were going and I pointed to a white planet in the distance. As we traveled our bodies kind of moulded together creating a totaly encompassing warmness. As we neared the planet it became evident that the white planet was covered in huge flowers. I started flying right over the tops of the flowers and I could feel the petals very softly brushing producing a wonderful euphoria, I dove slightly deeper into the flowers and the center of the flower started a gentle soft thumping sensation which was equally as pleasing. I continued to dive even deeper into the flowers still flying very fast and I could feel the sharp tingle of the stems whipping me. I continued to dive and plowed right into the sand, as I plowed through the sand I could feel a heavy less consistent but still pleasurable feeling of running into and tearing up the roots of the flowers as I slowed down. Suddenly I stopped and yes I was wet.

I would like to borrow this dream. Thank you very much.

In answer to the OP’s question: Yes.

I’ve had many such dreams along with such fully awake things you see on horror shows, being forced down held unable to move, powerless, and also experiencing it as either gender depending on the experience, in some cases I was told what gender I would take - and I would feel as that gender, even having parts I don’t. This included such gender specific things as feeling my seed was stolen afterwards or feeling ‘yukky injected inside me’, actually ‘death inside’ would be a better way to put it, after they were done with me during a particularly dark time of my life. To that I have also had wonderful experiences such as providing life itself to another who deeply desired it, and like orbs of light, swimming/floating ‘inside’ of me. These aftereffects were very interesting is that they lasted for usually a few days, and the positive ones were great, I would like to experience more of them.