Whereas the average person has two buttocks, and a few extraordinarily gifted souls may have supernumerary buttocks, well that is to say as it were, then there are people with less–who are shall we say deficient in the buttockical area and have less than two…then …
I was in the in the locker room at the gym a few weeks ago, and I couldn’t help notice this guy. He looked older, maybe sixty, and as he was walking a few yards ahead of me I could not but notice that he had no butt. Moreover there was numerous scarring there, as if it had been a botched surgical procedure.
What could have happened to the poor guy? Botched liposuction? Flesh eating bacteria? Veteran soldier or police officer who’d been shot in the line of duty?