Slaughtering: Take One
And if your not careful with this sexy MD
He’ll also steal your kidney
and if that’s not enough to make you shiver,
he’ll also take your liver.
But if you cannot go the clinic,
may I heartily suggest
Diogenes The Cynic,
who is so witty, it is true
just like the other doper
by the name of Lieu
If you should stroll in a museum
and spot a handsome man,
that’s **Ryan Liam **
Young, and Irish, who could want more?
Lest we forget **Bosda Di’Chi Tricor **
If **Beagledave ** and DaveWOO
just so happen to confuse you.
Then may I so humbly suggest
A doper by the name of **derleth **
who makes the other’s lose their breath.
If this poem is out of rhyme
it isn’t to hard to to see who did the crime
He leaves the ladies all tongue tied.
Our very own **RT Firefly **
If you are as irrational
as a wet hen
then you’ll be taken care of by Manhattan
If things ever get to austere,
then you may rely on
**Uncle Beer **
When you’ve ever been led astray
it is easy to blame the rougish **Rue de Day **
Standing there with a bouquet
is the debonair **Doctor J **
Should you need a visiting nurse
don’t hesistate to see **Cartoonivese **
Ok, so that’s not his true employ
It gave me a chance to shout out to
NoClueBoy
If you are looking for lighter fare.
Something au contraire.
This man is full of folly
The handsome **Meatros Meatros Galli **
Some one who’s always looking sharp
is the tranquil **Polycarp **
and one that is hard to ignore
is Ms. Robyn’s own **Airman Doors **
When things you cannot concur
just call on **ME Buckner **
If by chance you have to cop a plea
call on **Robert Ligouri **
If you fancy one who wears minty juleps
Look for **Coldy ** pissing on his tulips.
If your looking for hakuna matata amongst warthogs
then go and see **Crunch Frog **
When one suffers from a terrible spasm
nothing beats a back rub by **Czarcasm **
When you need a romantic dance
just give a call to Jonathan Chance
Don’t think I am zealous
for being sweet on **Michael Ellis **
When I play hockey, I ice the puck
whenever I see **Reality chuck **
And when I think of Genghis Khan
I am always reminded of Treviathon
When I ever laugh
It is due to a leering **Giraffe **
When you are feeling kind of blah
run, don’t walk, to **Scylla **
A finer man has not been born
to write about *goat porn **
No where else on this world wide web
will you find another **TomnDeb **
Whether I am a Ms or a Madam,
None of them can compare to **Cecil Adams **
And to all the dopers I think are terrific
who’s user names are not gender-specific.
I pull you as tight as I can embracing.
To sit and watch Atomic Badger Racing.
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