To all the slime who are scamming Katrina donations

CNN story

It’s times like this that bring out the best and worst in humankind.

To the scumbuckets in the above story, I’d like to give everyone of you a 3 gallon enema of that toxic stew that’s covering New Orleans and sew your asshole shut.

Remember that scene in Robocop where the guy got covered in toxic waste and turned into a big pile of goo? That’s what I want to happen to you, except from the inside out. I don’t want you to die, but I want you to wish you would.

I’ve heard the Scientologists are already down there as well, claiming new victims…er, recruits.

It all goes back to personal responsibilty. Yes, the scammers will take advantage of the situation, and I hope someone serves them a nice bowl of feces gumbo, but if we’re just a bit smart, we won’t get caught in a fraud.

Caveat Emptor (or whatever is Latin for Donator)

Scientologists? Well, speaking of enemas…

IANARoman, but I think it might be donor.

:smack:

My brain, she froze up there.

I’ve given a lot of money to something called The Human Fund. They seem legit.