GO TO HELL. An to those who suggest cutting bits off, like agent cockroach, may you experience debilitating compliations from your next surgery. Something painful and chronic and preferably oozing smelly discharge for the rest of your miserable little existence.
I wrote to Cecil about bras that were available. I did not ask anyone what I should do about my breasts. Just because I mention them does not mean that suggestions are welcome or advice is sought.
Links to what the hell you’re talking about would be a nice start…
Yer pal,
Satan
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If you don’t want people to comment on what you say, DON’T FUCKING POST IT!
Wake up. You’re throwing out mental stimulation to a group of intellectual, outspoken people. What did you expect? Silence?
Plus, your referring to it AGAIN in this thread is certain to get more activity in the original.
I recommend you start your own board. And, to keep anyone from getting annoyed, make sure that nobody is able to reply to an OP. That’ll fix 'em.
If you’re not happy with the direction of your thread, ask the moderators/admins to close it. They’d be happy to, it’s less crap they have to sort through for content.
Oh…My…God. Next time you want to complain about something as asinine as that, do us all a favor, and dial, toll free: 1-800-WAA-AHHH!
I’m sorry, this is just one of the most retarded things I’ve ever seen.
Damn, Papa Cynical. Havin’ a bad day?
Gee, and here I thought the pit was for complaints. Now do we have to get all potential topic approved? Has censorship arrived to the Pit? Do I care what ya’ll think?
lol! Guess so, Tymp, I’ve been in meetings that annoyed the hell out of me since early 
Saint Zero: so he’s complaining about her complaining. What’s the problem?
I believe it would be appropriate to publish a picture of said breasts so that we have a point of reference.
I have submitted a picture to the people pages. It is clothed.
Well, I wasn’t gonna get involved because I wasn’t involved in the original thread, but after reading the original thread, I feel strongly impelled on Lee’s behalf to address a big “fuck you” to Agent Cockroach. Put a cork in it, babe, next time you feel strongly impelled, out of obvious jealousy, to tell someone with nice big tits that she oughta cut 'em off, just so’s she can look like you with your “champagne glasses”.
Buy a Wonderbra and be quiet, 'kay? The WOMEN wanna talk.
Signed,
ONLY A 36D BUT DAMN PROUD OF IT
(Not to mention the fact that a gratuitously insulting personal remark like that was totally out of line. It was a thread in Comments on Cecil’s Column, not MPSIMS (“Hey, I’ve got really big tits! Should I have them trimmed?”) or GQ (“Does anyone have the skinny on breast reduction surgery?”) or even GD (“Resolved: that women with large breasts should have them cut down so as to reduce the visual strain on the male segment of the populace”).
Lee, the next time someone suggests you show us your tits, I strongly advise you to tell him that you’ll post your tits if he’ll post his balls (full frontal with face included, so we can be sure they’re his and not Secretariat’s).
You’re beautiful, lee.
That’s all.
Una
Well, I don’t think Cockroach was saying anything so bad as to need a pit thread about it. Okay, it was an ignorant stupid thing to say, rude even, but can’t she just be reprimanded and ignored?
Oh well. I do know breast reduction surgery is an option for those who want it, (or really need it) but all power to those that are happy with the way nature has developed them! Yay!
I also posted in this thread & I’m with Lee. Cockroach made it sound like we have some kind of control over our breast size. Her exact words: “breasts that big just aren’t right.” That is a totally bitchy thing to say. What if she had said all people with big noses should get rhinoplasty…everyone would have jumped her ass.
It’s not like I had implants or anything. And anyway, breasts serve a purpose, you feed babies with them. I have not been lugging these things around just for kicks.
This idiotic,prissy,holier-than-thou cunt really really pissed me off. I am not exactly proud of my chest and she managed to make me feel even shittier about it. I hope you’re proud of yourself you fucking moron.
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Uh. . . if I may ask, where are the people pages? Link?
The other people pages page is at:
The thing that I found interesting about Agent Cockroach’s comment was the implication that having surgery was no big deal. How has it happened that surgery has become so normalized? Are we so used to seeing celebrities getting lifted and liposuctioned and augmented that we have forgotten that surgery is, by its very nature, a life-threatening event?
I have posted some pics at http://members.home.net/kinkade/lee/
People seem to feel quite comfortable telling me to get my breasts lopped off. It pisses me off.
I don’t ask, “Should I get my breasts chopped off.” or “Do you think my breasts are too big?” They just tell me to. I wonder if they go up to ppl with big noses and ask if they have concidered rhinoplasty.
Breast reduction surgery is not some minor office procedure. It is the removal of quite a bit of healthy tissue, and carries risks. Yes, I am sure it is getting better every year. Until sculpting your body is a bloodless risk free procedure, I will keep the one i have. As it stands a suggestion that I should get a breast reduction reads to me as “Gee, you proportions are so hideous to my eyes you should risk you life to fix them so i won’t have to look at you.”
I am happy with my breasts. They give hubby and me a lot of pleasure. It is also convenient having a shelf to sit things on. For every time they get in the way, there are ten where they come in handy. It is nice to have cleavage deep enough to conceal a handkerchief and a swiss army knife, a few dollars and anything else i want to keep handy.