Okay, that’s some funny stuff there.
Did we ever hear back from **Inigo **on this?
Look up, post #55.
For some reason I came across another advice article about semen taste:
From here.
I’ve nothing much to add except that I have also seen that longer stimulation generally leads to greater volume (though not if you’ve been dried up by doing it too much).
When I’ve heard women talking about this topic, it’s usually the opinion of “less is more” regarding semen. I realize that we’re all different, but I’m just going by the conversations I’ve had with fellow women. I’ve known a few ladies who say differently to their guys because they know that’s what men want to hear, but in reality they either didn’t care one way or another or preferred less.
OK, I gotta ask. . . although I don’t think I even want to know the answer. But curiosity and cat and all that.
You exploded a lightbulb by hitting it with semen? 
That’s a pretty thin lightbulb or . . . ?
And I’m really hoping that your mom wasn’t in the john with you.
I know for a fact that squirting a hot lightbulb with a water pistol causes it to explode. I can’t imagine semen wouldn’t have a different effect.
somehow its what you eat…if you eat alotta meats, its salty. You eat alotta fruits and veggies it gets a lil sweeter. Me, on tha other hand, whenever i go to my gf’s house, more often than most, she makes me pancakes…from scratch. Its gotten to tha point that, when i come, (AND IM SOOOO NOT MAKIN THIS UP) it tastes and smells like pancake batter!!! | _ | ; On a positive note, she now LOVES to swallow!!! 
If you’re a smoker, quit smoking. I had a long term girlfriend who couldn’t get enough of my… ahem… creamy filling, but I started smoking again during our relationship and she said it noticeably changed the flavor for the worse.
Do zombies even have sex?
Alotta Fruit - sounds like a Bond girl.
This matches my experience. Most women who comment on it in a positive, omg that’s sexy way* do so because they believe the guy wants to hear it.
*as opposed to the wow, isn’t it interesting what the human body can do? way
Spooge, like testicles, is an inherently hilarious subject, but if you laugh too hard about it guys get offended for some reason…?
Thumbs up for pineapple and pineapple juice, thumbs down for coffee, cigarettes, and red meat (when it comes to flavored emissions, that is).
I am an extremely enthusiastic… erm… service provider in this realm, but a few months back NajaHusband took up coffee as practically a second hobby. Immediately it took on a bitter, acrid taste which triggers my yark reflex instantaneously (not attractive). It’s kind of a bummer for me, but if he likes his coffee more than he likes finishing in my mouth, I guess it’s a good thing we’re trying for a pregnancy… thereby mooting the point 
I’m surprised to not hear more emphatic endorsement of the two greatest methods for this.
One, time. Get excited. . . slow down. Get excited. . . slow down. Do this for as long as possible. Not talking five minutes here; try an hour or longer. INSANE shooting results.
Second, invest in a cock ring. Don’t get one too tight, and be sure to take the boys out of it every 10-15 minutes or so and give them a little rest. But combine this with the above method, and you will fire over your head, every time.
No zombie orgasms in IMHO, please.