MPSIMS:
How do I take my mind off my own mortality?
The Celebrity Death Pool 2005
That’s right, think about all those other dying people!
IMHO:
**Rate these parenting skills
What do you DO with Good Vodka? **
How do I take my mind off my own mortality?
Time for another dumb joke thread!
**Everyone should clean their own toilet
Why do assholes prefer BMWs?**
This one made me laugh.
In General Questions:
**Tell me about open wound healing
Circumcision-related questions **
**Help me understand this nerd behavior
Females, explain this behavior**
Female nerds, please respond.
**What are those chewy cubes found in mango pudding?
George H W Bush and atheists **
I’m pretty sure this is the only time I will participate in one of these threads, but this was too good to pass up.
In the Pit:
In which Rick Santorum gets pitted AGAIN!
I didn’t even realize he could fuck me that way…
MPSIMS:
I’m getting a vasectomy!
Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.
You’re right, Ravenman, that’s a good pair of sequentials. Meanwhile in MPSIMS …
**Friday is Ask a Stupid Question Day
OK so I have two dates on friday… **
OK, I have a stupid question …
The first pair just strikes me odd given the extreme “lifestyle” differences of the 2 guys. I think there’s a good joke concerning the 2nd pair but I just get the wileys reading them.
**Was Isaac Newton the smartest person that ever lived?
Hue Heffner, living every man’s dream.
Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.
Milk that takes the hair off your chest.**
In IMHO:
Nerds and physical fitness
Make me Buff!!
CS:
Recommend Erotic/Softcore films
Ow! MMMMMMMM, Ow! MMMMMMMMMM
Things not to say to your wife during labor
Today I’m counting how many times I wee
**Two of my friend’s friends died in a major car accident.
Share your tasteless, offensive jokes here **
and with that my ticket to hell should be assured.
Thank Og! I’m so glad you posted that. I came in here to see if anyone else had. Now I don’t have to go to hell.
New Posts:
Jessica or Ashley Simpson
What’s the better way to die? Big H or cancer?
The answer to both is neither.
I can still drag you along with me when I go, there’s enough room in this handbasket for two.
Today = 9 years married for me
Sex with sheep is fun.
And here I thought it was the 7 year itch.
**Things not to say to your wife during labor.
Should I subscribe to The Economist? **