Oldest man who sired a child?
“Lucy” the 3 million-year-old skeleton
[Futurama]I never thought I’d die this way … but I’d always hoped.[/Futurama]
A threefer in MPSIMS:
Spiders and centipedes
Getting rid of aphids
George H W Bush and atheists
I have to have some spiders and centipedes send to the White House.
Meanwhile in IMHO
**Things not to say to your wife during labor.
What is your brand of condom? **
This morning there was a smorgasborg of goodies !
In Humble O :
Wht Do So Many People Seem To Have Difficulty Following Instructions?
and
Things Not To Say To Your Wife During Labor
Which was followed immidiatly bu (As pointed out above):
What Is Your Brand of Condom?
Then there was:
Why Would Any Kid Start Smoking These Days?
Which was answered by:
Men In Leather Pants ! (OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK… must be some pretty damned hot men…)
And in MPSIMS:
OK, So I Have Two Dates On Friday
and:
Today I’m Counting How Many Times I Wee (Must have something interesting to talk about on those dates, I suppose.)
and finally:
I May Be Single Again
followed by:
So. How Y’all Been?
Desperate , are we ?
How do I take my mind off my own mortality?
I just saw an advert for Jack Daniel’s on television
I’m not sure that’s the best way…
**Recommend Erotic/Softcore films
Notorious fanwanking instances **
**Things not to say to your wife during labor.
Do you go to a gym? **
Giver her a break, baby fat doesn’t just disappear like that.
** How do I take my mind off my own mortality?
Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.**
**Things not to say to your wife during labor.
Ladies: your impression of boners…hot or not? **
Any man who risks that will end up with his child being raised by a widow.
A three-fer in IMHO:
** The good thing about high gas prices…
Women jogging on the side of the road = Hot
Nerds and physical fitness **
**I need to convince my wife that the snakes in our yard won’t kill her. Help!
Ask Tarantula**
Not my first choice for the go-to guy in this case.
Honky
Was Jesus white?
My friend’s pregnant with one kidney.
what is this bizarre back pain?
Recommend Erotic/Softcore films
Has there ever been a good direct to video movie?
Smallville Season 5 Premier tonight!
Notorious fanwanking instances
Guys: How do you calm your boners?
Help me understand these nerd behaviors
Hippo vs Rhino
Man Boobs: How to eliminate them?
As long as the womenfolk are being polled (heh) about boners…
I need to get over my shyness
**How much do you appreciate the SDMB community?
Help me understand these nerd behaviors **
From IMHO.
Women jogging on the side of the road = Hot
Worst possible time for an Erection?
Things not to say to your wife during labor.
I’m getting a vasectomy!
**Man Boobs: How to eliminate them?
Conservatives and/or W supporters: do you want a crackdown on “obscenity”? Revtim **
**Lindie England
Honky
What words have you added to spell check?
libertarianism**
Biggest Poop Story Thread Ever! TMI!
Today I’m counting how many times I wee
What is it with this board and basic bodily functions, anyway?