To the 3l337 sup3r h@X0rZ who hacked this place

I sincerely hope that you step out of bed, in whatever poverty-stricken, ass-backward country you live in, be it in the Balkans, Asia, Africa, Eastern Europe, or wherever you scumbag cumdumpsters come from, today, feeling good about what you’ve done, pissing off thousands. More people come to this board than live in my town, a nice cozy hamlet of Chillicothe, Ohio, one of thousands of people in thousands of towns angered by this obnoxious and pointless hacking. Boy, aren’t you l33t.

And I hope you put on your bathrobe, to cover up your tiny, one-inch dick and you ugly, pimply ass and step outside, admiring what a beautiful day it is outside. And may a stray pigeon choose the top of your small, pathetic head as a target for a sudden exporting of wastes, and I hope it splatters all over your head and face, and into your mouth, so you can finally taste our opinions of you.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

SPLAT!!

You forgot Australia…

The “3l337 hax0rZ” are getting way too much credit. All they really did was to inspire management to upgrade their software to stop Little Tommy the Script Kiddie from exploiting a known weakness in the older version of vBulletin. The larger portion of the downtime was because of the upgrade, not the “damage” caused by Little Baby Tommy and co.

Sure, it sucked having the boards offline for all that time - but don’t give credit where it’s not due. The upgrade is a good, worthy thing that I didn’t mind being offline for. Young Master HaX0r was nothing more than a catalyst.