I changed the rules in the other forum to include the possibility of doing a 5-year swap to really try out the experience. Would you if you could?
Tygr--
Tiburon, your #5 cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh!
I think I’d probably lock myself in my bedroom and masturbate. And then I’d go try to get laid etc. Nothing different from what I do now, actually.
Of the snow? Or your penis?
I am shocked, shocked that not one person has said “Have sex, get circumcised, have sex again, compare relative pleasure and tell Jack Dean Tyler he’s full of shit!”
After all, it’s going away in 24 hours, right?
Unfortunately, the penis I was born with leaves me everynight at the first sign of inattention and spends it’s energy trying to take over the world, only to come home cold and wet without any money complaining about how hard it is, no puns intended…
So… how do those double ended dildos work?
To all the ladies who say they’d get laid AND get head etc…
Remember, the shoe is on the other foot (such as it is) now…
You’d have to have the ability to talk another women INTO having sex, giving head, etc…
AND YOU’D ONLY HAVE 24 HOURS TO DO IT!
I mean after all, what would you say to a women who’s looking for a good companion/provider/jar opener/etc…
“NOPE!” you’d say, “I’m just looking for a cheap fling. You’ll never even see me after today!”
Good luck.
I’d go with the rent-a-girl approach. The other way just ain’t that easy.
I see hoards of ‘24 hour’ men getting frustrated in bars and offices the world over…
Of course it can be done…you’ve just described my typical day.
Well, my dream day.
If I had a penis
I’d hammer in the mo-or-nin’
I’d hammer in the e-eve-nin’,
All over this la-and…
I hope it still counts if I’m officially a woman rather than a girl, but if I could be a man for twenty four hours, I’d like to see how it feels NOT to feel like prey. You know, looking over your shoulder, making sure your key is in your hand before approaching your car, checking the back seat etcetera etcetera. Just for twenty four hours to walk in the park, or along a dark sidewalk and not be afraid.
I’d like to request to be a BIG man too, so if anyone DID approach, I’d kick the stew out of them.
Nah. Men are raped too. Just ask Balki Maroon. He knows.