My absolute favorite line in the thread the OP linked to is this…
I know. It really brings a tear to the ol’ eye socket, don’t it?
Well, if you had followed a strict glaucoma prevention regime like I did, you’d still have that eye. Just sayin’, is all.
BTW - if you haven’t done it already and got a couple of minutes to kill, doing a google image search on “fuck a cactus” is reasonably entertaining.
/come for the cat in the bathtub
//stay for the older woman with a “FUCK THE POLICE” tattoo across her chest
///YCMV
Just deserts.