To the jackass driving his Hummer like a sports car through traffic this morning

[look_ninjas]

@Subway Prophet

Vacuous snotnosed ass mint.

@Subway Prophet

Grandstanding pigfucker.

@Subway Prophet

…you crusty-faced ass-wart.

… Dude. Nice. I think “ass mint” is my favorite, although “Grandstanding pigfucker” rolls beautifully off the tongue.

[Dag_Otto]

@FlyingDragonFan

I’m going to HAVE to figure out a way to work “grandstanding pigfucker” into a conversation at work tonight.

For that phrase alone I give this rant a 10.

[Nutty_Bunny]

@mhendo

Not if the Hummer is cutting into your lane in front of you. In that case, slamming on your brakes might help you avoid getting rammed as he changes lanes.

He said rammed “by the Hummer”. I understand how one can get rammed by someone else.

[Subway_Prophet]

@Nutty Bunny

He said rammed “by the Hummer”. I understand how one can get rammed by someone else.

Yeah, that part wasn’t terribly well-written. I’m thinking of re-wording it before I send it in to Dear Abby.

[auntie_em]

@Subway Prophet

Yeah, that part wasn’t terribly well-written. I’m thinking of re-wording it before I send it in to Dear Abby.

Ya gotta keep “ass mint”, though. That was my favorite part.

[lisacurl]

I believe someone on this board once referred to that color choice in Hummer as “asshat alert yellow.”