To the jackass driving his Hummer like a sports car through traffic this morning

The BBQ Pit
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[QUOTE=Subway Prophet]
Vacuous snotnosed ass mint.
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… Dude. Nice. I think “ass mint” is my favorite, although “Grandstanding pigfucker” rolls beautifully off the tongue.

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[QUOTE=FlyingDragonFan]
I’m going to HAVE to figure out a way to work “grandstanding pigfucker” into a conversation at work tonight.
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For that phrase alone I give this rant a 10.

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[QUOTE=mhendo]
Not if the Hummer is cutting into your lane in front of you. In that case, slamming on your brakes might help you avoid getting rammed as he changes lanes.
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He said rammed “by the Hummer”. I understand how one can get rammed by someone else.

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[QUOTE=Nutty Bunny]
He said rammed “by the Hummer”. I understand how one can get rammed by someone else.
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Yeah, that part wasn’t terribly well-written. I’m thinking of re-wording it before I send it in to Dear Abby.

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[QUOTE=Subway Prophet]
Yeah, that part wasn’t terribly well-written. I’m thinking of re-wording it before I send it in to Dear Abby.
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Ya gotta keep “ass mint”, though. That was my favorite part.

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I believe someone on this board once referred to that color choice in Hummer as “asshat alert yellow.”