Every time I see your username, I want to change mine to fetal pig.
That is all. Thank you.
To prevent the swift closure of this thread, may I add my own username-inspired musings:
I really want to meet up with Zebra, swampbear and all the other zoological usernames. I’m sure we could beat, say, the politics-inpsired usernames hands down at any contest you care to name. Is there anything that a Liberal could do that a Bibliocat (or, for that matter, a humble bivalve) couldn’t do better?
Well, that Bibliocat could probably toss me over her shoulder in a fireman’s carry, and she’s smaller than me. So I know she could do that better 'n a liberal or two that I know.
Shorter, yes, but not ‘smaller.’ You’ve gotten quite svelte.
Tiny ham makes me think of one of those canned hams, but a really teeny-tiny one. You’d open it up and pop it out and it’d be this little bite-sized ham.
In high school Biology, we had jars of what I called pickled pig’s fetus.
so kind of like…a jar baby?
I don’t quite understand why someone would go to the trouble of changing their screen name (unless you accidentally typed something really unfortunate, like “Happy Pedophile”) but if you are going to go to the trouble, shouldn’t you at least think to hit the shift key at least once or twice?
No. I’m a stickler for capitalization in posts, but I think neither my current name nor the one I sometimes get an itch to change it to, would be improved by capitalization. In fact, I think they’d lose a little somethin’. YMMV, and does, I guess.
Great, now I’m staring at my keyboard wondering what one could be shooting for and “accidentally” end up with “happy pedophile”. That’s going to bug me and I’m going to stay up later than I should typing random things similar to that to see what I can get.
On-topic, I’ve always wanted to meet up with both Little Plastic Ninja and look!ninjas. I know that there are a few more of the ninja flavor around the boards but those are the only two I can think of right off. It would be great fun for all involved.
Then, of course, we’d all flip out and kill everyone.
Personally, I’m waiting for the All Adverbs meeting.
I know what you mean.
Everytime I see CheeseSteak’s posts, my mouth waters.
Bite sized ham, eh? I got two words for ya. Vienna sausages. 
Hep iPodophile?
I should probably change my handle, since it is no longer an adequate reflection of my hobbies and interests. I’ll be damned if I knew what I should change it to though.
I’m a lost soul!
Perhaps you could become A Lost Soul?
A genial person with a fondness for tiny socks ?
Can we fit my username into this thread somewhere?
Why Not?
Of course we can!
WhyNot, are you thinking of changing your name?