Today's Improbable Headline.

Amanda Knox to have Hank Williams Jr.'s love child !!! "

What else?

Has she slept with Sarah Palin yet? Or Casey Anthony?

Chris Christie Arrested at Occupy Wall Street Protest

Rick Perry Publishes New Autobiography Titled: Niggerhead

Separated at birth: Dr. Conrad Murray and F. Murray Abraham

Yanno what? I’m reading this… and suddenly sense a Regulation coming on.

Headline needs to apply only to today’s names and stories. That’ll keep it fresh day after day for those who’re drawn to a bit of wordplay.

My last post doesn’t really belong. :smack:

Texas Rangers win, Break the Hearts of Rays-ists.

SF Giants: We Coulda Been a Contendah!

Amanda Knox Interested In iPhone 4S

Actually, I can’t think of a less probable headline than the one that WILL appear in newspapers all over America tomorrow morning:
A.J. BURNETT COMES THROUGH IN CLUTCH, AND BAILS OUT YANKEES!