Do you realize that if Tuesday Weld married Fredric March’s son, she’d be Tuesday March The Second?
Shut up, you laughed.
Why would she be the second? For her to be the Second there would have to have been a person previously named ‘Tuesday March’ in her family. That’s how it works I think.
Surely she’d be Tuesday March the First, though.
Baby, it a joke. I heard it 30 years ago on March 2nd, and laughed. I just wanted to share it.
Had actress Kaye Ballard married astronaut Wally Schirra, divorced him, and then married someone with the same surname, she’d have been Kaye Shirra-Shirra.
Yes, I did.
And if Wanda Sykes married Howard Hughes, then after he died remarried to Henry Kissinger, she’d be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now!
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