If Shirley Ujest had married AskNott, she’d be Shirley Nott.
Got some other interesting name matches?
If Oprah Winfrey had married Deepak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
If gundy married sol grundy, she’d be gundy grundy.
You could have Scribble BoldfaceType.
If my uncle’s girlfriend married him she’d be Rose Rose.
Oh wait, she did marry him. 
Yes, I have an aunt named Rose Rose.
Heh, there’s Rose piddle in her toilet?
If Tuesday Weld married Joe Friday, she’d be Tuesday Friday.
REally funny, btw, Scribble.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader. (I stole that from somewhere.)
If Green Bean married Bryan Ekers. she’d be Green Ekers. Of course, if she married minty green…
If The Wrong Girl married Steve Wright. she’d be The Wrong Wright.
If Miss Creant married Mr. Cynical, she’d be a SUCKER!
[sum]erm. um. carry on. [/sub]
Surely you jest!
If she married Hal March II, she’d be Tuesday March the Second.
If yojimbo married DeadPirateJimbo, he’d be yoJimbo.
If Bad News Baboon married Davebear, she’d be a Bad News Bear.
You could have Octavia Bunion Smythe Esq. The Vorlon Ambassador’s Aide.
I’m safe! Thank you Hay-Soos!
No way can anyone match Quasimodem with any name on SDMB!
It’s a good sign! Gotta be!
Q
well, you and I could hook up and pull some quasitwicks…
If I married LouisB, would I be featherlouisB?
(Okay, it sounded funny to me.)