If CrazyCatLady married MeanOldLady, would they both be CrazyMeanOldCatLadies?
I saw this one once:
Olivia Newton John marries Wayne Newton, then divorces him and marries Elton John (JUST for the sake of names, of course!)
Olivia Newton John Newton John!
Have I really been here so long that someone’s copying one of my threads?
News of my death has been greatly exaggerated.
:smack: My mistake.
I’m not sure anyone can match me up with someone. Then again, I haven’t done any serious research (as Spoz likes to call it) on the whole matter, either.
So, anyone want to try?
F_X
No offense taken. It’s nice just to be noticed.
Incidentally, I am married to featherlou. Does that make me featherPirateJimbo? Or her Dread Pirate lou? Hmmmm…
Alright, here’s my go at both of yuz - if Flamsterette_X married Quasimodem, she’d become Flamstermodem_X. HAH!
(Oh, shut up.)
If AntaresJB married World Eater, could she go by Ant Eater? And if she got divorced and married erislover, would it be Ant Eater Lover?
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono (while he was still alive, of course), she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.
Hmm. I don’t know about that… but thanks for trying!
F_X
Ooo! Jumps up and down waving her arms excitedly Do me too!
Who could I marry?
If booklover married auntie em, then divorced her and married me, s/he’d* be:
book em dono!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a WINNAH!
So, if I married Jonathan Chance…
Nope. Not even for a joke.
Marry me and you can be Quasimotto.
And oldie but a goodie: if Princess Lee Radziwell had married Lee Marvin, she’d have been Princess Lee Marvin.
If Cougarfang had wed shep proudfoot, she’d be Cougarfoot. 
If **Penn ** from Penn and Teller married **Scylla **
Then they’d be **PennScylla **
That was just awful.