If skittles married Marianne*, divorced her, and married Uncle Beer, s/he’d be:
skittles anne Beer
vee Ninety modem
If Slainte married Missy2U, divorced her, married Antares JB, divorced him/her, then married CK Dexter Haven, she’d be:
Wait for it …
Slainte Missy B Haven!
Ouch!
Yup, shoulda’ quit while I was ahead.
Laugh all you want but this was actually my nickname in school (as my maiden name was Motto)!
MMMMMMMMMMMM forbidden donuts and Anal Scuvy
**Forbidden Anal **
If Ida Lupino married Don Ho, she’d be Idaho. What a state we’d be in!
If I married Coldfire, we could name our kid Cold_storm! Sounds like a comic book villain…
.:Nichol:.
Here’s one I read somewhere.
If Wanda Landowska, the harpsichordist, married Howard Hughes, divorced him and married Henry Kissinger, she’d be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.
If Kaye Ballard married the astronaut Wally Schirra, divorced him, and married his brother, she’d be:
Kaye Schirra Schirra
I once did a summer internship at CTW publications, and there was a woman there with the last name of Meyer. There was also a man there whose last name was Weiner. They once posed with an Oscar the Grouch doll, so they could have a picture of Oscar/Meyer/Weiner.
If Heidi Fleiss married Don Ho, she’d be Heidi Ho.
A name which is as cute as tiny bubbles.
Hmmm. I don’t pretend to know everyone on the board, but don’t we have any users named Half Duplex, Full Duplex, DSL or Cable?
Oh, it gets much worse than that! If Penn is top and Scylla is bottom, then we end up with…
PennInScylla!
And, I suppose Honeydew could marry me, and then she’d be Honey Bear. 
I hope I get lots of alimony from all these marriages! 
[sub] cute one, dono[/sub]
If Mr. Cynical married Diagones the Cynic, he’d be redundant.
If Duck Duck Goose married Why A Duck, she’d be Duck Duck Duck or, maybe Duck[sup]3[/sup]