Please, don’t let this guy breed and produce any more people carrying his stoopid genes. (Even though he left his stoopid genes on the roof) ar, ar. 
Meh, that doesn’t hold a candle next to the Today’s “Naked Guy Hanging From the Ceiling” story from last week.
Yes, but did he have a boner and was he holding a knife?
As opposed to having a knife and holding a boner? Methinks Mr. Stiffy would have impeded his entry via the vent. Just a thought.
Santa goes down the chimney and finds a beautiful naked woman lying on the couch. Santa thinks: If I have sex with this woman, it’ll be a sin. But if I don’t have sex with her — how will I ever get back up the damn chimney?